Phil Brooks

level 41

It's about what's fair!

Age 9 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 34 thousand
Death Count 31
Wins / Losses 84 / 12
Bricks for Temple 46.4%
Pet Bipolar bear Timon


Weapon half-brick in a sock +38
Shield death's door +39
Head X-ray glasses +40
Body hazmat suit +41
Arms fire arms +40
Legs hellbottoms +42
Talisman funny bone +42


  • mass effect level 25
  • powerful sneeze level 21
  • elbow bite level 20
  • death by snu-snu level 17
  • cri de coeur level 14
  • sunstroke level 13
  • pseudopod attack level 11
  • exhaust of the dragon level 11
  • full throttle level 5




  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

The chronicles of Phillip Brooks (The voice of the hopeless)

Watching the ships roll in, then I watch them roll away again Lillian…

Becoming 6 and 1 in the arena is a good start, but unacceptable in his God’s eyes, no one loses for him!

Working diligently on becoming the most evil person in the universe….Lightning is a hell of an inspiration!

Regardless of how many people are in it, proudly joined the Harvest Moon guild. Will work the slow path to leadership here…

19:49: Success! The vicious Schizoid Man is defeated! Tonight I will regale the townsfolk with tales of my heroic conquest, whether they like it or not!

14 and 2 is an awesome plateau…09:56: Notes from arena battle: Titonus surrenders. Phil Brooks definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 783 gold coins.

20-2 in the arena…21:22: Notes from arena battle: Petroleus surrenders. Phil Brooks definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 355 coins and a golden brick.

Today is the first day of the rest of my Hero’s life…until tomorrow then that will be the first day..

526 G.E. – Finally became a master in the Harvest Moon guild, only a matter of time before I rise fully to the top

Was going to use my special top to figure out I was in a dream or not, but remembered I sold it for beer at my last trip to Tradeberg….oh well a sleep limbo for eternity sounds like a good way to go out

19:40: Walked into our guild's office and took 438 coins out of the cash register. Promised to pay it back once I rob a bank.