11th January 2013. 10:40 PM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.
17th April 2013. 09:05 AM: Saw a paper with the headline, ‘Save your gold for your retirement fund!’, my Goddess! You’re front page news!
7th May 2013. 08:12 PM Sneezy glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level. Name: Sneezy “Retiree”, Class: Heffalump, Level: 30, Age: About 6 months.
1st August 2015. 02:59 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Mighty One.