Heroine

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Maxine Malcolm

level 17

Something short and witty

Age 11 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 4 thousand
Death Count 8
Wins / Losses 6 / 4
Bricks for Temple 5.2%

Equipment

Weapon boomerang sock +12
Shield ancient CPU +11
Head goggles of holy vision +15
Body kevlar vest +10
Arms goose bumps +14
Legs lightspeed sneakers +11
Talisman miner's canary +13

Skills

  • acid tears level 6

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Favorite, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Godville is about much more than killing monsters and getting golden bricks for a temple. But, they don’t like everyone to know that…

My name is Maxine. I’m a lot more than you’re average hero. Many are. Less are known. We try to keep it low key. Well, some can’t. Some are bad. Some are good. Well, I don’t know how you’re doing at this point. Maybe you’re confused. Maybe you get it. Maybe I’m confusing myself. I don’t know.

Well, I’m one of the nice guys. Err… gals. Maxine is a girl’s name, after all. I take down the bad guys. I’m like Batman and they’re … like… I’m not really into all that. But, you get my point. I hope.

There’s weird stuff going on these days. Like monsters that have never existed popping up. No one is Godville has ever documented them. They are always lethal and can’t be traced. They’ve started attacking villagers. So, my team’s been hired to get to the bottom of this case.

The heroes might not know it, but the reason for their existence is to protect the villagers. The heroes have special enhancements that make the monsters more attracted to them. Weird, but true.

The villagers are weak and human. They couldn’t defend an ant, let alone themselves. The women are soft and fleshy, which does not make for a good warrior. The men aren’t much better. Even the slaves don’t have the required muscle mass. It’s a mess. The fact they still have slaves pretty much tells you as much.

If the heroes and the villagers knew what was happening and how they depended on each other, all hell would break loose. The heroes would demand free beer or something and then the bartenders and their families would go broke. We all know that would happen.

So, the heroes and villagers remain ignorant. It can’t be any other way. But, that’s not the point. A little beer takes any problem we might have with that. Seriously.

We have a bigger problems. Much bigger problems. As I mentioned, there are invincible monsters. Luckily, we have a temporary solution. Shots of copper knock them out for a while. We don’t know if their immune systems will adapt to it. It’s very possible.

We have a few we are starting to test on. If anything kills them, it will take a shorter time because of their weakened immune systems. So far, nothing has happened. We are getting desperate.

Who are “we”? Yeah, that’s a bit tricky to explain…. Well, we’re a group of people against the monsters and the bad guys. We’re awesome. And invincible. Why we are…. That’s a story for a different day. Seriously, it would take a while to explain.

Anyways, we think we’re close to a breakthrough with the monsters. We got one to wake up. But, it’s eyes were foggy and it didn’t react to anything. It’s like a zombie. We don’t need undead monsters. We need dead ones.

Of course, with this there is a problem. Some monsters can be resurrected. That’s what these are. Modifications were made to them so they’d be super-monsters. These aren’t the same thing as boss-monsters, although they once were.