The Earthly Saint is ALIVE!
There are more Godville martyrs today than there were in 100AD – in the days of the Pagan Empire. According to the Godville Administrator’s Encyclopedia Giagantica, there were close to 156,000 Godville heroes martyred in 2011, nearly 170,000 in 2012 and an estimated 185,000 will be martyred in 2013. Be concerned for them and don’t forget their stories must be told. Or, at the very least, written inside the bathroom stalls of each and every low rent, overpriced, chiseling dive-bar-hole-in-the-wall tavern from Godville to Godvillewood.
mar-tyr (mär’ter) n. [< from the Greek word for a “witness”]
- One who chooses to suffer death rather than to deny The Earthly Saint or his work.
- One who bears testimony to the truth of what he or she has seen or heard or knows as in a witness in a court of justice.
- One who sacrifices something very important to further the kingdom of The Big Guy Upstairs.
- One who endures severe or constant suffering for their Godvillian witness.
- In short…..an Earthly Saint Freak.
The words “Earthly Saint Freak” were first coined in 2011, when the new-age retro-hippies became part of the new revival, the Earthly Saint movement. It was a time of drunkenness and debotchary, a time of discovery of the blatantly obvious, a time to kick back and panic, a time to practice acupuncture techniques on balloons, a time to study for sobriety tests and listen to the poetry of mutes…. beautiful orations – the likes you have never heard…..this time of open expression for The Earthly Saint turned Godville upsidedown and the new generation on to The Big Guy Upstairs.
…………Notable References………… ………to the Life and Times of……….
…………THE EARTHLY SAINT………..
11/5/2011 Successfully resurrecting my first of many pets
- 23:45: Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Tigger, I’m so glad to see you!
From SpikesWire
- 12:10: What a surprise! The Earthly Saint stopped by to visit me. We spoke over a few drinks of iodine solution.
Hairplug4men’s opponent in his quest to be the first to 200sparing matches coach medal.
- 16:54: Notes from the sparring fight: The Earthly Saint ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Heybaybay thanks his partner for the mental training.
Hangin with Little Ghost’s Hero
- 12:51 Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Leoardo there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
from SpikesWire
- 21:25: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met The Earthly Saint there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time. .
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ACCEPTED CONTRIBUTIONS to the fabric of Godville, scribed as conveyed to his Lord by The Earthly Saint…..incedentially, I believe they all require dry cleaning.
04/19/12 12:37AM
- Finding the path by realiizing there is no path…
04/11/12 08:18PM
- If a tavern would appear out of nowhere like those mysterious traveling traders, questing would be a lot more fun.
02/13/12 02:16AM
- The last time I encountered the %monster%, he beat me half to death. Looks like he’s back for the other half…Time to run!
01/06/12 09:39PM
- After being criticized for his/her outdated battle gear, (hero name), remembering it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 2 to extend your arm, retaliates with a two-finger-eye poke.
12/28/11 06:27PM
- Came across the remains of some poor fallen hero, his bony fingers still clutching a cardboard sign which read “Will Smite for Beer”.
12/28/11 04:04PM
- Searching the right path with the advice of a travel agent…
12/28/11 04:01PM
- Searching the right path knowing all of them lead to trouble…
11/19/11 09:16PM
- godville arena – bloopers dvd
10/01/11 05:31AM
- “By my calculations Almighty One, I spent 85% of my money on beer. The rest I absolutely wasted.”
09/12/11 08:11PM
- argyle sock puppet