And So we come to the story of theant. . . If you read his chronicles you will notice that he was born of two queens. One had a thorax and many workers to serve her, the other had his very own adams apple. We do not ask the story of their romance for it was long and full of unintended consequences, like theant. Upon his entry into manhood, he was forced to leave the hill that was the abode of his mother, and so he set out in search of his father whom he had never met. As of the last reports we have been able to gather, theant is still searching for his father. A surprise awaits him when he finds out that he was actually named after his father and not by his mother as he had assumed all his life. His father noted theant leaving his mothers home, and being a doting father, but a bit of a recluse, decided to make his son a hero. Yes it turns out that theant is part insect and part demi- . . . well I guess demi-insect is the best description. And so theant has traveled the world of Godville in search of his father whom he believes to be human.
Along his travels theant has met many strange and wonderful people, most of them he has challenged to mortal combat not knowing that they had been placed in his path by his father in order to teach him the lessons of life as a demi- . . . Like all those that are young and reckless theant sometimes gets into a fight he can not win. Fortunately his father is mostly kind and forgiving, and gives him a second chance (and a third and a fourth and. . . ) and when his father is busy elsewhere in the realms of the gods (or wooing theant’s mother) his demi-status becomes useful and theant is able to bring himself back to once again attempt that which should never be considered and to drink away any memories of success he may have had.
I was going to procrastinate today, but I decided to put it off until tomorrow.
The Spanish Inquisitor had to perform an awesome combo, several critical strikes, three fatalities and bribe me with a golden brick before I admitted defeat. Great One, now that you resurrected me… Am I a zombie? By the way, thanks for an alchemical transmuter!
The Godvilla raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Baloo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Baloo quietly heaved is last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
Tattooed ‘PanGalatic Gargle Blaster’ on my butt cheek. Nice.
The April Fool raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Iago suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Iago quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
I can’t believe that I’m lugging around the body of my dead Iago. I either need to revive it or find a good taxidermist.
Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Iago. I promise my new best friend will look just like you!
The Inevitable Hulk raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Tigger suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Tigger quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
No opponent dared to challenge my superior combat abilities. Got 2284 gold coins for trying and returned to doing real heroic deeds.