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Dudecki

level 90

My name isn't BUNNY-BOY!

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 344 thousand
Death Count 182
Wins / Losses 60 / 55
Temple Completed at 12/24/2012
Ark Completed at 12/08/2015 (183.9%)
Twos of Every Kind 204m, 176f (17.6%)
Savings 9M, 371k (31.2%)
Pet Alpha centaur Stitch 6th level

Equipment

Weapon Mega-Soaker 2000 +100
Shield combo breaker +100
Head scream-cancelling headphones +100
Body Tesla chainmail +99
Arms bad mood ring +100
Legs dragonscale stockings +99
Talisman amulet of industrial strength +100

Skills

  • peek-a-boo level 92
  • somersault squatting level 88
  • mating contact level 87
  • clinical strike level 85
  • cri de coeur level 85
  • pseudopod attack level 83
  • battle chess level 75
  • exhaust of the dragon level 72
  • tin throat level 67
  • full throttle level 60

Pantheons

Gratitude9478
Might8405
Templehood4533
Gladiatorship10723

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Fiend, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

On the 4th of Sectember in the year of the Craven Buffalo, a great hero was created by the All Seeing Dude. This hero was formed from a great mass of zeros and ones, and came to be known as…

DUDECKI!!!

(the exclamation points aren’t part of his name, they’re just there to add drama)

As with any newly formed hero, Dudecki’s first several days were filled with hardship. Being freshly created, he had to get by with whatever equipment he could scrounge or find lying about. He spent many days wandering about in a pair of -4 Pink Bunny Slippers, the other heros mocking him openly. But despite the constant taunting of the other heros, Dudecki persevered, eventually winning enough battles to score some decent footwear. (Unfortunately, even though he has long since moved on to a pair of Hermes’ training sneakers +9 for footwear, he still retains the nickname “Bunny-Boy” amongst the other heros.)

There were other hard times as well. The time he was killed in battle by the Ravenous Bugblatter beast while the All Seeing Dude was on a camping trip in the woods was particularly painful. The curse of limited cell coverage meant that Dudecki had to spend the entire weekend in limbo waiting to be resurrected.

Through it all, however, Dudecki has managed to maintain his sense of humor and faith in the All Seeing Dude. He has been known to get up on a soap box on various street corners in Beerburgh and spend hours regaling passersby with a combination Gospel revival and comedy act (though some might say most of the comedy was unintentional, especially given the several hours spent beforehand in some of Beerburghs less savory establishments.)

After weeks of intense training and the single-handed slaughter of thousands of monsters, Dudecki finally reached Level 15 and chose to learn the dreaded “Clinical Strike” skill. He has since honed this skill to a reasonable semblance of semi-effectiveness, and has used it many times to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat (although not near as many times as he has snatched defeat from the open arms of victory). Now, the name Dudecki strikes fear into the hearts (or at least the spleen, or perhaps the pancreas) of all who oppose him.

Dudecki’s fame has spread far and wide, especially after the great bard, Billy Shakeslance, wrote a seven act play about the great and epic battle between Dudecki and the Wherewolf of Auper Downs. Of course, some critics have pointed out that the play, when all seven acts are performed with full musical accompaniment, lasts an hour and forty-five minutes longer than the actual battle itself, which was over in six minutes and thirty-six seconds. Critics have also taken issue with the ending of the play, which has Dudecki slaying the Wherewolf and then triumphantly holding the decapitated head of his foe up for the audience to see (this scene is also why the role of the Wherewolf was the only character in the play to not receive a nomination from the Godville playwright society awards, given that a different actor had to take over the role every night). The true battle of Auper Downs ended when Dudecki dropped his Hobbit’s Hammer (+10) and scampered up a nearby Sapient Pearwood tree to escape the beast’s slavering fangs. Luckily, a traveling band of Girl Squires who were passing through the area selling cookies happened along and were able to occupy the beast’s attention long enough for Dudecki to make good his escape.

Of course no hero is complete without a sidekick to act as a companion, a defender, and a welcome source of comic relief. Dudecki found his sidekick in the form of a small orange ball of fur and fire. Dudecki was limping back to Tradeburg after a particularly nasty thrashing by an Avant Guardian when he happened upon a small firefox pup by the side of the road. The pup immediately attacked Dudecki, and in his weakened state, Dudecki was unable to defend himself. Luckily, Dudecki’s girlish screams as the pup bit at his ankles sounded uncannily like the cries of a Firefox vixen calling her pups home for dinner. The pup stopped in confusion, and then immediately adopted Dudecki as his surrogate mother. Dudecki spent the next three days trying to convince the confused pup that he was not in fact a female firefox, but the poor beast remained unconvinced. Dudecki eventually gave up trying and named the little guy Baloo, and the duo can be seen wandering all over the greater Godville area.