08/06/2020 7:33am – Took quest to join “Death Row” guild.
08/06/2020 9:09pm – Pinky leveled to 6th and became “Neat”
08/08/2020 9:59pm – Pinky leveled to 7th
08/09/2020 3:55am – Ding! Level 22!
08/09/2020 7:59am – Completed quest and joined “Death Row” guild
08/09/2020 11:11am – Achieved 20% of Temple construction
08/11/2020 8:01pm – Ding! Level 23!
08/13/2020 2:09pm – Pinky leveled to 8th
08/15/2020 9:05pm – Ding! Level 24! Gained new skill “Teeth Gnashing”
08/17/2020 4:37am – Swapped “Teeth Gnashing” skill for “Foot Massage” skill
08/17/2020 2:53pm – Pinky leveled to 9th and became “Cheerful”
08/19/2020 9:47am – Ding! Level 25!
08/23/2020 2:35pm – Pinky leveled to 10th
08/24/2020 7:30am – Ding! Level 26!
08/27/2020 1:07pm – Achieved 30% of temple construction
08/28/2020 7:11pm – Pinky leveled to 11th
08/29/2020 11:02pm – Ding! Level 27!
09/03/2020 12:48pm – Ding! Level 28!
09/04/2020 1:13am – Pinky leveled to 12th and became “Brutal”
09/09/2020 3:00am – Ding! Level 29!
09/09/2020 11:33am – Pinky leveled to 13th
09/15/2020 12:32pm – Ding! Level 30!
09/16/2020 4:54am – Achieved 40% of temple construction
09/18/2020 11:49pm – Pinky leveled to 14th
09/20/2020 01:39 AM – Wow, 31! I don’t get older; I level up!
09/27/2020 05:55 AM Pinky was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 32 now!
09/30/2020 08:04 PM Pinky glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level, 15th.
10/02/2020 3:37am – Achieved 50% of temple construction
10/04/2020 05:23 PM Reached level 33. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I’ve been doing all along. Heck yeah!
10/04/2020 06:24 PM Met Gentoo and traded stories of our death experiences. It’s amazing how many ways a hero can die.
10/07/2020 01:19 PM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Pinky suddenly reached the next level, 16th. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
10/10/2020 12:42 PM Warned Gentoo not to go into the dark-looking cave, but he went anyway. Brave hero. Brave, stupid hero.
10/11/2020 01:53 AM I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 34. More of me to love, Omnipotent One!
10/15/2020 7:20am – Achieved 60% of temple construction
10/15/2020 09:39 PM Oooohhhh! Now I get it. Hehehe. That was a funny joke Gentoo told me earlier.
10/15/2020 11:12 PM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Pinky suddenly reached the next level, 17. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
10/18/2020 11:30 AM Harder, better, faster, stronger… I’m level 35 and I’m loving every minute of it!
10/23/2020 08:36 PM My sun dog spun himself a cocoon, then instantly emerged from it looking slightly bigger, level 18. Stop showing off, Pinky!
10/24/2020 06:46 PM In the name of Godville, I have the power! Level 36 is mine, Almighty.
10/28/2020 9:30am – Achieved 70% of temple construction
10/31/2020 08:46 PM Pinky just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level, 19.
11/01/2020 12:16 PM Hooray! I just aged another level: 37! So my Lord, where is my birthday present?
11/09/2020 12:21 AM “Experience” is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. I must have made a lot of mistakes, because I just leveled up! 38th!
11/09/2020 12:23 PM Pinky glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level, 20th!
11/12/2020 12:17pm Achieved 80% of temple construction.
11/16/2020 03:52 AM Wow, I am level 39 now!
11/19/2020 11:12 PM Pinky ran into a phone booth. He spun around quickly, and was very excited to find himself bigger, stronger and leveled up to 21!
11/24/2020 12:13 PM I can’t believe I’m level 40 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
11/25/2020 12:41pm Achieved 90% of temple construction
11/26/2020 10:42 PM Met Gentoo and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health.
12/03/2020 01:04 PM I would have leveled up sooner, but I had to learn to count to 41.
12/04/2020 12:00pm Pinky grew stronger and got level 22!
12/07/2020 04:18 PM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
12/10/2020 04:47 PM Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit any more. Wait, was that a miracle? Or did I just ascend to level 42? What do you think, Pinky, my faithful companion?
12/18/2020 09:05 PM My experience bar finally got so heavy that it broke off and fell. Since I didn’t have any duct tape to fix it, I decided to declare myself level 43 instead.
12/19/2020 12:57 AM Pinky glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level, 23rd!
12/23/2020 04:21 AM Pinky was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 44 now!
12/29/2020 07:42 AM I’m like level 45 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Luminous One.
12/31/2020 03:40 AM Pinky jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up to 24!
01/04/2021 07:03 PM New level 46! I plan on being wiser, smarter, braver, and more skillful, my Lord. And that will always be my plan.
01/05/2021 Achieved 10% of Ark construction.
01/12/2021 04:53 AM Pinky was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up to 25!
01/13/2021 07:39 PM “Experience” is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. I must have made a lot of mistakes, because I just leveled up! 47!
01/23/2021 02:00 PM Wow, 48! I don’t get older; I level up!
01/29/2021 11:27 AM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Pinky suddenly reached the next level, 26. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
02/02/2021 06:23 PM Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit any more. Wait, was that a miracle? Or did I just ascend to level 49? What do you think, Pinky, my faithful companion?
2/12/2021 02:13 PM Pinky was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up to 27!
02/15/2021 02:31 PM Pinky was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 50 now!
02/19/2021 Achieved 30% of Ark construction
02/25/2021 05:29 PM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Pinky suddenly reached the next level, 28. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
02/27/2021 07:06 AM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 51!
03/09/2021 05:57 PM Hooray! I just aged another level: 52! So Great One, where is my birthday present?
03/21/2021 10:27 PM I don’t know if I’m more surprised to be alive at level 53, or that I can count that high.
04/02/2021 Achieved 30% of Ark construction
04/04/2021 07:47 PM I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 54. More of me to love, Exalted One!
04/07/2021 05:56 AM Pinky glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level, 31!
04/16/2021 05:27 AM In the name of Godville, I have the power! Level 55 is mine, Great One.
04/22/21 08:27 AM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Pinky suddenly reached the next level, 32. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
05/02/2021 10:03 AM I’m like level 56 now! I’m like way more mature now! You can’t tell me what to do anymore, Exalted One.
05/07/2021 12:25 PM Pinky just shed his skin! Wait, is a sun dog supposed to do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now. Level 33.
05/16/2021 07:37 PM Pinky was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 57 now!
05/25/2021 Achieved 40% of Ark construction.
05/30/2021 10:32 AM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 58!
07/13/2021 Achieved 50% of Arc construction.
07/14/2021 09:59 PM Hooray! I’ve reached level 61!
07/16/2021 12:36 AM Pinky glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level. Level 37.
08/01/2021 12:40 AM Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit anymore. Wait, was that a miracle? Or did I just ascend to level 62? What do you think, Pinky, my faithful companion?
08/17/2021 03:12 AM Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit anymore. Wait, was that a miracle? Or did I just ascend to level 63? What do you think, Pinky, my faithful companion?
08/31/2021 12:07 PM I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 64. More of me to love, Luminous One!
09/09/2021 Achieved 60% of Ark construction.
09/18/2021 12:36 AM Wow, I am level 65 now!
10/08/2021 07:51 PM Wow, I am level 66 now. I think that’s a bigger number than the level I was before.
10/25/2021 Achieved 70% of Ark construction.
10/26/2021 02:20 PM Hooray! I just aged another level: 67! So Great One, where is my birthday present?
11/19/2021 05:41 AM In the name of Godville, I have the power! Level 68 is mine, Luminous One.
12/06/2021 09:06 PM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Pinky suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he? 43rd
12/15/2021 Achieved 80% of Arc construction.
12/27/2021 12:58 PM Pinky scratched another scar into my face. He needs to learn a less painful way of remembering his level ups. Level 44.
12/29/2021 02:05 PM I can’t believe I’m level 70 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
01/15/2022 11:11 AM I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Pinky! Level 45
01/17/2022 06:01 PM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 71!
02/01/2022 Achieved 90% of Arc construction.
02/09/2022 06:16 AM I can’t believe I’m level 72 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
02/20/2022 Sad day, had to release my faithful Pinky.
03/21/2022 07:51 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Omnipotent One.
07/01/2022 – News Paper entry: Gothicus Palatinus — 77th-level adventurer, member of the “Skeatseria Lodge” guild, with the motto “All knights must bleed!!”, stands at the 111th position in the pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Tangor Justician. We’ve had many reports that a Colonel of Truth has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.