12:15: Just ate a small lunch of grass and bark. My Lord, would some salt really be too much to ask for?
10:32: Met Optimus High in the shop looking for a purchase. He gave me some tips on how to dress. Apparently I look much better with this new fractal slacks!Hero
EUPHRATES 庙畜
level 63
♞Skull thump 4 you!! Ni!♞
| Age | 12 years 8 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 113 thousand |
| Death Count | 57 |
| Wins / Losses | 90 / 38 |
| Temple Completed at | 08/17/2012 | Savings | 2M, 176k (7.3%) |
| Pet | Multi-legged luggage Sneezy 15th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | single-pronged trident | +73 |
| Shield | massive ego | +65 |
| Head | wind turban | +64 |
| Body | slaughter-proof jacket | +69 |
| Arms | prisoner's handcuffs | +54 |
| Legs | t-shorts | +62 |
| Talisman | unlike button | +72 |
Skills
- elbow bite level 44
- cobweb gulp level 39
- mass effect level 36
- win on points level 36
- save-load level 33
- brain dilution level 30
- quantum leap level 27
- brownian motion level 26
- foot massage level 25
- Cheshire smile level 24
Pantheons
| Templehood | 1824 |
| Gladiatorship | 3320 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Invincible, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Coach, 3rd rank
- Fiend, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank