Heroine

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Serenite 5

level 125

For her Systems! 丯

Age 10 years 7 months
Personality kind
Guild Blue Feather
(phoenix)
Monsters Killed about 776 thousand
Death Count 291
Wins / Losses 12 / 10
Temple Completed at 09/23/2014
Ark Completed at 05/25/2016 (527.4%)
Pairs Gathered at 08/12/2018
Book Written at 04/23/2023
Souls Gathered 26.3%
Savings 27M, 617k (92.1%)
Pet Satan claus Buck 41st level
Boss Salsamander with 93% of power

Equipment

Weapon four-leafed cleaver +139
Shield pièce de résistance +138
Head beard of bees +137
Body trenchcoat of arms +139
Arms touchy feelers +136
Legs knee-hi flip-flops +139
Talisman sliver of hope +138

Skills

  • mass effect level 148
  • spoon-bending level 139
  • sunstroke level 135
  • street magic level 130
  • homesickness level 113
  • self-propelled feet level 110
  • mega-bite level 109
  • effect of the groundhog level 107
  • glance of Kaa level 105
  • heel grip level 93

Feats

  • ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Might1187
Templehood10474
Mastery1151
Taming1297
Survival3579
Savings990
Creation2191
Arkeology538
Catch663
Wordcraft788
Soulfulness776
Unity5
Popularity1
Duelery1
Adventure1

Achievements

  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Trained Gleep to strike a fierce and intimidating pose when I yell “For her Systems!”. Now we’ll really look like a team!

Sensors indicate a possible Nuclear-Powered Plant ahead. Setting voodoo doll to smite….

A fierce rustling in my backpack ended with an aura of immortality appearing around me. It’s always good to have light when you travel.

Does my goddess wear pants? Should I?

Gleep stood in front of me and enthusiastically wagged his tail as I scratched his ears. It wasn’t his fault that the attacking monster got flogged in the process. That’ll teach a Tea Rex about interrupting heroine-rocky raccoon time!

The trader offered me everything he owned for my Darwin award, but I refused to take more than the 222 gold coins I needed for expenses. I’d feel bad about taking advantage of the guy.

Sorry, Almighty, I’m just admiring my places in the pantheons at the moment and can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I was going to go out drinking, but Gleep beat me to it. He stole 2112 gold coins from my purse and is now buying everyone a round of drinks in a pet bar called “The Doghouse”.

Saw a poor young Green Fairy at the side of the road. Gave it an invite to Godville. I’m sure I’ll get it back someday anyway.

Saw a sign which read, “One does not simply walk into Last Resort”. Proved it wrong.

Paid a stranger 47 coins to dispel my aura of gullibility.

The price of the suggestively-shaped turnip here is ridiculous, it was only 161 gold coins. But I’m a ridiculous person.

“This Rock’em Sock’em Robot must know how to bring sexy back once and for all…”

Thought for a moment I heard Gleep say ‘For her Systems!’, but he was just coughing up a furball.

My Lady, I notice that the clouds keep forming the funniest shapes. Is that really the best use of your free time?

You know, my Lady, if I could do what Gleep’s doing right now, I wouldn’t even need a date.

Drew some nonsensical pictures on the walls of a cave I was passing. Hopefully in the future archeologists will jump to wild and ridiculous conclusions about our culture while I’m laughing at them with you, Almighty!

Watched a centipede and I couldn’t understand how it does it. I have enough trouble with just two legs.

The Vampire Brat looked into my kind eyes and started putting a leash on me! I was tempted by the thought of free food and companionship but remembered just in time that pets can’t drink in the tavern. Ran off at the last minute, leaving the Vampire Brat heartbroken.

Successfully flirted my way out of a speeding ticket, but had to pay a much bigger fine of 711 gold coins for grossing out a lawman.

No, my Goddess, YOU’RE having an imaginary argument!

Had to pay a “stabling fee” of 64 coins for Gleep. You’d think he’d know better than to lick the Beerburgh guard post in a blizzard.

Set a trap in an icy river. Caught a cold.

Pet Care Tip: Pets do not like practical jokes at their expense. For instance, do not hang a “Wide Load” sign on the tail of your rocky raccoon.

I’m blaming that last loss on the lag. Without it, I would have totally had that Pink Elephant.

The funeral director, the undertaker and a crowd of mournful friends have gathered to watch my imminent duel with the oncoming Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm. I suddenly have a bad feeling about this!

Stealthily followed BigBossi to see if he knew a secret shortcut, but he just seemed to walk in circles. Eventually I caught up to him and asked what he’d been doing, and he sheepishly admitted he’d been following me, looking for a secret shortcut…

Realizing that I always want what I can’t have, I gave the trader my Tesla coil so that I’d come to appreciate it. Instantly regretted it, and not even the 918 gold coins I received in exchange can console me.

Threw a stick for Gleep to fetch, but instead of the stick, he brought back a forbidden scroll of moderate blasphemy. Score!

Singing karaoke at the local pub with Gleep…

Told the Minitaur that the God of Monsters doesn’t exist. It was so shocked that it instantly evolved into a blank birth certificate. Nice!

Suddenly felt a strong urge to open the wonderbox. I shouldn’t have — there was a note inside saying that the last few percentage points of my experience level were achieved by dishonest means and would be confiscated. Darn.

Felt a burning desire to examine the box with a question mark. Sadly, a notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.

An injury of this sort would usually require months of therapy and rehabilitation. Luckily, sitting under a tree seems to do the job just as well.

Felt a burning desire to disassemble the wonderbox. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Nice.

I didn’t know that the head of a Fire Hydra could be exchanged for a golden brick. I hope to find some more of them in the future.

I came. I saw. I settled for an honorable draw.

I opened my “Tome of Quests” to a random page and read the first entry. Looks like I’m off to return an overdue library book!

Got 2500 coins for hunting down a wanted monster! I hope the Registered Hex Offender wasn’t the last of its kind…

Finished my quest to find a synonym for the word “synonym”. Gleep was rewarded with some experience and a board for his rocky raccoon house. Wait a minute!

Found a strange machine with a coin slot. Inserted a coin and was rewarded with a cup of coffee. Must have drunk a dozen by now, but I’ll carry on playing as long as I keep winning.

I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Gleep, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?9

I’m not lost. I’m ‘geographically challenged’.

OK, Most Righteous One, I’ll leave the decision of me going to Shepherd’s Stuff up to you. So, should I go? A) Yes, B) A, C) B, D) All of the above. Pick whichever answer you think is right for me.

Gleep used his ‘puppy eyes’ skill against the Stereotypical Villain. The Stereotypical Villain turned mushy, gave me an immoral compass as a toy for him, and 121 gold coins to buy some better rocky raccoon food.

I think its time for me to change my orientation from portrait to landscape. Goodnight, everyone!

Just as the Disgruntled Customer fled my attack, it was seized and eaten by a gluttonous monk. Out of the flying plan, into the friar…

Glued a sword handle to a large rock, then sat back and giggled to myself as I watched other heroes waste their time pulling on it. That was a fun couple of hours.

I’ll admit, in human weight I’m not perfect, but in rocky raccoon weight, I’m spot-on!

Gleep looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed.

After my latest faux-pas my shadow detached itself in disgust and shame and walked away. Perhaps it is time I hone my social skills.

I couldn’t be bothered to haggle any more, so I threw my intergalactic postage stamp over the trader’s shoulder and grabbed a bag of 137 coins while he was looking for it.

A talking paperclip popped out of nowhere and proclaimed, “It looks like you’re fighting an Alchemical Engineer!” I grabbed it, and repeatedly smashed the vicious beast over the head with it.

Forgot what my current quest was all about. Guess I’ll start to find the questgiver and ask for another quest instead.

The tavern was giving out free drinks today! Paid 1270 gold coins for the straws. What a bargain!

Followed a stray dog for an hour thinking it was my rocky raccoon. Got an evil glare from Gleep when I found him again.

Swift as a coursing river… Strong as a great typhoon… Forceful as a raging fire… Wow, Firsa Roofshadow has one complex combat strategy!

Threw a stick for Gleep to fetch, but instead of the stick, he brought back an imaginary friend. Score!

10:35 I think there’s been a dreadful mistake. I shouldn’t have died; I’m the main character.

02:21 I found a lamp on the ground, and when I rubbed it clean a genie popped out! The genie said he’d grant me three wishes, but only if I come inside and take a look at some paint samples he’s picked out for the bathroom. Screw that! I’m a heroine, not an interior decorator.

14:07 I’m about to meet a Rocky Raccoon! Oh Lady, please have mercy!

18:50 Cats only wish they had this many lives.

17:43 Gave the Athlete’s Foot Soldier a kiss of death. It tasted awful. Got 40 coins.

00:28 Koda suddenly rushed in front of a runaway cart to rescue a child. I explained to the amazed onlookers that this was standard gummy wyrm training by the Blue Feather guild. They will be talking about this for some time.

18:33 The city guards quickly killed the boss, leveled up and gave me 1966 coins in thanks.

11:22 The holes in my beard of bees have miraculously been fixed. Thanks, Soul Supreme!