I didn’t know why it happened, or why it happened to me. All I know is that I was thrown from the deck onto this new land. When I woke up, I smelled like feces and my head was covered in bruises. Turns out, I looked just like everyone else in this strange land. Apparently, there was so little feces on me I was mistaken for a hero from another land. I quickly made a cover story and have been hustling the locals ever since. Can you believe these idiots still believe in Gods over here? I can’t wait until I sell these diaries to the first idiot with some gold plated latinum.
Hero
Johnson mcjohnson 庙畜
level 77
all hail dave!
| Age | 12 years 7 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 197 thousand |
| Death Count | 93 |
| Wins / Losses | 82 / 78 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/07/2012 |
| Wood for Ark | 57.9% | Savings | 5M, 373k (17.9%) |
| Pet | Philosoraptor Sooba |
Equipment
| Weapon | whoop-axe | +86 |
| Shield | shock absorber | +86 |
| Head | impure thoughts | +86 |
| Body | drapes of wrath | +87 |
| Arms | gadget arms | +88 |
| Legs | antigravity boots | +85 |
| Talisman | green thumb | +88 |
Skills
- fanned fingers level 68
- tin throat level 65
- acid tears level 61
- thumb beating level 61
- liana-eyebrows level 56
- foot massage level 55
- exhaust of the dragon level 52
- knight's move level 51
- splinter removal level 50
- win on points level 38
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 9200 |
| Might | 14194 |
| Templehood | 3403 |
| Gladiatorship | 7022 |
Achievements
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Careerist, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Shipwright, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 3rd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank