Godville

Twas a chilly springday when Momo Deviluke started her journey as the heroine of godess Subleme Blaze. The first decree she recieved from the devine was Do something lewd to a girl. Which was only met with a condescending look and a foreboding shudder. Momo proceeded to do her heroinely possible to ignore or shun her godess’s orders like Buy a weapon! or I will smite you if you don’t buy something with a statbonus!.
Her days were filled with monster hunting and partying at the local taverns, and despite her unept attitude for a heroine she still recieved healing and guidance on the regular. The godess pleaded Do something about your shitty gear! when the heroine equipped her last armor slot by putting a -8 empty pumpkin on her head. She now had only gear with negative penalties and Godess Subleme Blaze was fuming by that point. Of course her chosen heroine couldn’t be that dense? That was also the night when her first death happened, unsurprising – really. Just why are you so hopeless?! was sunburnt into Momo’s forehead after a rediculously long nap. After reaching level 7 she finally picked up a weapon – a dried fish with a negative 9 stat. The godess beamed with pleasure when her heroine shouted Errybody luv large chests so loud that the distant echo scared even her. 25 characters are just not enough to convey the motto of Subleme Blaze to the peasants. Momo shieked her responsibilities and spent her time and money mostly in taverns instead of praying or building her godess a shrine made of gold. That is why her godess did not have the urge or power to heal her devotee and felt that a second death was unavoidable and even a bit deserved.
There’s a Tempting red button. Should she press it?
Just in time the godess checked in on her heroine to see confetti sailing through the sky followed closely by the death of said heroine. Oops… with a bit of encouragement she might have made it another day. Allthough Momo’s gear started to see improvements so maybe the harsh truth of un-life may have had something good. A rocky raccoon started following her around and was called Blaze, now he has the nickname Wild.
A little pink cloud descended in front of her, thanks to noone but the Sublime Glaze. Momo reached out to touch it and withdrew a handful of cotton candy! She spent the next few moments in utter bliss. Yum yum!