My dog just died. Need to write a country song
Hero
Pepeadamo 庙畜
level 71
Willy Mays Hayes here
| Age | 12 years 7 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 157 thousand |
| Death Count | 87 |
| Wins / Losses | 81 / 32 |
| Temple Completed at | 12/18/2012 |
| Wood for Ark | 33.4% | Savings | 3M, 245k (10.8%) |
| Pet | Dreaded gazebo Sneezy 9th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | icethrower | +79 |
| Shield | plausible deniability | +80 |
| Head | data miner's headlamp | +80 |
| Body | black light armor | +80 |
| Arms | hands of jazziness | +79 |
| Legs | kilt of mooning | +82 |
| Talisman | albatross necklace | +79 |
Skills
- navel clamp level 53
- somersault squatting level 53
- pseudopod attack level 49
- cri de coeur level 46
- concrete placer level 39
- deafening snore level 36
- rickrolling level 30
- sober view level 27
- Cheshire smile level 25
- slap of the whale level 24
Pantheons
| Might | 18413 |
| Templehood | 4372 |
| Gladiatorship | 3623 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Invincible, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Shipwright, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank