level 56

Fly little birdie, fly!

Age 9 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 83 thousand
Death Count 79
Wins / Losses 31 / 19
Bricks for Temple 87.0%
Pet Solar bear Toto


Weapon nerf cannon +65
Shield massive ego +64
Head helm of common sense +62
Body platonic armor +65
Arms autumn sleeves +61
Legs mermaid flipper +66
Talisman gravity multiplier +65


  • seasickness level 33
  • opacity control level 32
  • fanned fingers level 29
  • swoop of the smith level 28
  • mosquito roar level 27
  • thumb beating level 27
  • electrostatic discharge level 27
  • lion belch level 24
  • spoon-bending level 21
  • Cheshire smile level 14




  • Honored Renegade
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Sitting in a meadow minding his own business, Stormknight suddenly found himself engulfed in a sticky fluid that had seemed to fall from the heavens.

Looking up and seeing an image of a giant and rather embarassed face, he realised that the liquid had indeed fallen from heaven, only that it was pleghm spat down by the god Stormking.

And so, annoyed as hell for being spat upon, he picked up a fist sized rock and chucked it at the face he had seen, hitting Stormking right on the nose.

From that day onwards, impressed by that mighty throw and perhaps to make up for spitting on him, Stormking turned Stormknight from a bum, who had no special talent other than throwing rocks, into a hero to spread the name of “Stormking” and to provide some entertainment, because being a god can sometimes be a rather boring job.