Hero
level 118
wcht out 4 my body roles
| Age | 8 years 11 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 634 thousand |
| Death Count | 168 |
| Wins / Losses | 23 / 17 |
| Temple Completed at | 02/04/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 09/05/2017 (380.2%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 11/24/2019 |
| Words in Book | 99.0% | Savings | 23M, 522k (78.4%) |
| Pet | Thesaurus rex Stone 20th level |
| Boss | Stalactitan with 255% of power |
| Weapon | millennium falchion | +128 |
| Shield | lucky blanket | +131 |
| Head | exfoliating face mask | +130 |
| Body | turtleneck plate mail | +132 |
| Arms | touchy feelers | +130 |
| Legs | bonus footage | +131 |
| Talisman | booster pack | +130 |
| Might | 2152 |
| Templehood | 14142 |
Was abducted by aliens looking for intelligent life forms. I must be smarter than I look, because they promptly sent me back.
A disgusting odor fills the air… Is there a vile creature nearby? Or maybe it’s just me… Yeah, it’s me.
Tried to crack a joke. Broke it.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
A traveling shoemaker promised to heel me, save my sole and even dye for me. Strange fellow.