Purging the world of Evil pretending to be Good … like Azloki!
I remember tons of booze, then more booze and then… yeah. Now I’m missing 3101 coins from my pouch. God, I should give up drinking.
Suddenly felt an irresistible desire to take apart the box with a question mark and found 4712 gold coins inside. Now that’s intuition of a true hero!
Attended a concert of the orcish band ‘Waaagh!’. Man, it was awesome, though the ticket was quite pricey. I paid 4617 coins for it.
Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Nutcracker there. We built a little field altar and prayed for both our gods. Maybe, we should build a pantheon next time.
09:20 Ueuelr received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Bearclaw is prostrating, praising his god.
09:20 The judge suddenly rolled his eyes and screamed: “crush, kill, demolish! thrash him, beat him. destroy and kill!”
09:20 Feeling the presence of his god, Bearclaw rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
09:20 Bearclaw lands an unobtrusive uppercut with his left foot into Ueuelr’s right ear, knocking him to the ground, into the upside-down butterfly pose.
I tried to be good … I really did. NO MORE! No longer purging EVIL, now purging EVERYONE!
00:42 Ueuelr suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Star8urst is on the watch…
00:42 The booming voice from above said: “Attack with your best strike, smite your enemy with holy wrath!”
00:42 Inspired by the voice of his god, Ueuelr gives the enemy a very hard time. Gabriele whimpers and offers a short prayer to her god.
00:42 While Gabriele was busy counting crows, Ueuelr crept up from behind and did his dirty business by removing several points from his rival’s health.
Is good to be BAD!
04:54 The judge suddenly rolled his eyes and screamed: “strike hard! strike true! strike for victory!”
04:54 Gevrok is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Star8urst!
04:54 The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: “Attack with your best strike, smite your enemy with holy wrath!”
04:54 Inspired by the voice of his god, Ueuelr gives the enemy a very hard time. Gevrok whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
04:54 Ueuelr struck as hard as he could. Gevrok fell head over heels.
04:54 The fight was tie. An elder will determine the winner with a flip of a coin.
04:55 Gevrok is on his knees. Ueuelr salutes to somewhere above! The winner got richer by 1110 gold coins and a golden brick.
01:23 Star8urst sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Nabokov neatly caught it in a tender spot.
01:23 The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: “Attack with a high strike, smite with unholy wrath! Bite and drink their blood!”
01:23 Mishearing the command from above, Ueuelr, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
01:23 Ueuelr gives a scary scream and tries to chop off his enemy’s legs in the hope that Nabokov’s heart has sunk into his boots.
01:24 Nabokov is unconscious. Ueuelr successfully fulfilled the plan of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 1110 gold coins and a golden brick.
21:40 Shouting “Ueuelr, hold on!” Nutcracker ran out of the bushes, but tripped and rolled head over the heels into the gully. Yeah, if you want something done well, do it yourself.
07:56 Hewyll Dusquat is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Star8urst!
07:56 The voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack with a high strike, smite with unholy wrath! Bite and drink their blood!”
07:57 Mishearing the command from above, Ueuelr, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
07:56 Ueuelr shouted “In the name of Star8urst!” and gave the enemy a good smack.
07:57 Hewyll Dusquat is on his knees. Ueuelr salutes to somewhere above! The winner got richer by 1070 coins and a golden brick.
My journey to the dark side is complete.
06:20 Ueuelr bites into his rival’s neck and sucks out Electricslave’s vitality, smacking his lips.
22:19 Ueuelr raised his hands to the sky and murmured something. Bildur immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
22:19 The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: “Attack, strike and smite with unholy wrath! Praise me and drink their blood!”
22:19 Mishearing the command from above, Ueuelr, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
22:19 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack out of turn! Smite your enemy and heal yourself! Heal yourself and pray!”
22:19 Ueuelr angrily grinned, made sure that Bildur hasn’t lost his head in fear; then tried to tear it off with force.
22:20 Bildur is unconscious. Ueuelr successfully fulfilled the plan of praising his deity! The winner receives a golden brick and 1524 coins. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 72 coins to his rival for medicine.
Today my god showed me the power of Random:
20:02 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Godzillla!
20:03 The voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite! Strike! Destroy! Attack hard! Kick! Punch! Heal your wounds!”
20:03 Star8urst sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Sampsalot neatly caught it in a tender spot.
20:03 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, strike and smite with unholy wrath! Praise me and drink their blood!”
20:02 Smiling impudently, Ueuelr made an offer whereby Sampsalot can neither refuse nor stay healthy.
20:04 Sampsalot is unconscious. Ueuelr successfully fulfilled the plan of praising his deity! The winner receives a golden brick and 489 gold coins.
My power grows …
01:07 Dupe felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy while praising his god.
01:07 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite with all your might! Heal your wounds!” ☣
01:08 Star8urst sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Dupe neatly caught it in a tender spot.
01:08 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, strike and smite with unholy wrath! Praise me and drink their blood!”
01:08 Ueuelr pulls the enemy’s helmet over his eyes, runs to the side and offers a short prayer to his God.
01:07 Ueuelr bites into his rival’s neck and sucks out Dupe’s vitality, smacking his lips.
And with the blessing of the God of Random:
01:13 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Laugh!
01:13 The scoreboard suddenly flared and showed the text: “Smite with all your might! Heal your wounds!” ☣
01:13 Ueuelr suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Star8urst is on the watch…
01:14 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, strike and smite with unholy wrath! Praise me and drink their blood!”
01:13 Ueuelr wriggled and tied a bow onto his opponent’s head, severely reducing his self-esteem.
01:14 Dupe is on his knees. Ueuelr salutes to somewhere above! The winner receives a golden brick and 1882 gold coins.
Today I watched in amazement as Black, my one time small guild I formed many ages ago, reached the number one spot in the Unity pantheon. I would like to say thank you and welcome to all heroes who joined me in these adventures. This achievement is all yours, be proud!
A few days later I have reached the Cardinal rank, leading the guild to new achievements. As I was going about my adventures some foolish upstart challanged me to a mortal duel:
19:31 Ueuelr and Fandar Demonbane failed to disperse on the forest path and engaged in mortal combat!
Time to teach him a quick lesson on how not to pick on people you can’t defeat:
19:33 Ueuelr bites into his rival’s neck and sucks out Fandar Demonbane’s vitality, smacking his lips.
19:37 Fandar Demonbane was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
19:38 The voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack, strike and smite with unholy wrath! Praise me and drink their blood!”
19:38 Ueuelr remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
19:37 Ueuelr tried to use his wit, but when that failed, he simply wet-willied his opponent in the ear.
19:38 Fandar Demonbane was killed. Ueuelr got 817 coins. Ueuelr acquired a bottle labeled “Drink me”, a bottle labeled “Drink me” and Fandar Demonbane’s ear at his disposal.
Today is a special day, I had an interview with a Godville Times reporter:
Ueuelr – 39th level adventurer, member of the “Black” guild, with the motto “Your soul belongs to ME!”, stands at the 33rd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Star8urst. Kindly asks for love and affection.
07:15 This time, Argoet was too strong. That’s ok, I’ll have my revenge next time.
In that defeat, when the god of random turned his back on me again, I saw the rules and I saw what must be done to win. Killing all was not longer enough, making them suffer defeat was better … and so the rules are changed again! Even the God of Random will bow before me and beg my God for mercy!
After realizing that a stronger conduit to my god was needed, I focused all my efforts in building a temple for my god.
07:05 Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
Now that it is done, I will prepare for my return to the Arena. Anyone standing in my way will be crushed and sacrificed in my temple, for my God’s power is supreme!
05:01 Notes from arena battle: Kimagure is unconscious. Ueuelr successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! Ueuelr added 2793 coins to his treasury. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 424 gold coins to his rival for medicine.
05:24 Pingping was removed from my potential threats list. She will remember not to stand in my way again.
The hunt for Harvest Moon members continued, today another one falled after a few others:
18:57 Gavin Bryce suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Tilton is on the watch…
18:57 Something in the clouds roared: “Attack! Strike out of turn! Smite! Kick! Punch!” ☣
18:58 Gavin Bryce is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Star8urst!
18:58 The booming voice from above said: “Attack!”
18:58 Inspired by the voice of his god, Ueuelr severely thrashed his enemy.
18:57 Ueuelr slammed Gavin Bryce rashly. Gavin Bryce easily dodged most of the blow, taking almost no damage.
18:58 Gavin Bryce begs for mercy. Ueuelr definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1765 gold coins and a golden brick. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 84 coins to his rival for buying medicine.