One day, I was walking gracefully out of town, suddenly this fat pig bumped onto me, there’s something really with this animal. Then I noticed that it had a snake-eye, what the heck…
Then it spoke to me:
Snake-eyed weird pig: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT MORTAL?
Me: Whaaa..
Snake-eyed weird pig: YOU JUST WORDLESSLY CHALLENGED ME TO A STARING CONTEST!
Me: No, I didn’t. And h-
Snake-eyed weird pig: SHUT UP, YOU PUNY LITTLE MORTAL!
And it began, the staring contest between me and that snake-eyed weird pig. Also, have I ever mentioned you that I don’t have any eyelid? I think I’m born that way, I don’t know how. Anyways, the staring contest was been going for days, and that weird pig got bored. And I guess I won.
Snake-eyed weird pig: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WIN, AND I’M OFFERING YOU A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.
Me: Umm, okay, what is it?
Snake-eyed weird pig: BECOME MY CHAMPION AND I WILL BE YOUR PERSONAL GOD.
Me: A GOD!? Wow, of course I want to! But wait, you know that there’s like Zeus, the god of thunder, etcetera etcetera. What do you, lets say.. specialize at?
My God in a form of snake-eyed weird pig: DON’T QUESTION ME MORTAL! THEY’RE MYTHS AND I’M A REAL GOD!
Me: OH! I’m sorry, I won’t question you anymore, my Anomalous One!
My God in a form of snake-eyed weird pig: TRUST ONLY TO MY WORDS. I’LL BE WATCHING YOU, MY CHAMPION.
Then he grew a pair of wings and started flying away. I noticed a glimpse of stamp on his side, it spelt “Ssenthlis”…