Drive a herd of cats from Dogville to Godville
04:33 AM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Godvilla, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Pumba. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
News from the 420th milestone
12:02 AM Found a group of pigs guarding stolen eggs. Score! Bacon and eggs for breakfast.
05:08 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Soul Supreme.
News from the 420th milestone! One of my favorite places, :-)
03:20 PM Judging by Shelby’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Shelby! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
05:20 PM Saw a dragon. Tried not to look tasty.
07:55 PM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Pumba into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
18:37: Saw a tree that had a heart etched into it with ‘Pepper Ann Sault + Mekkhala’ inside of it. Hmm… I think Mekkhala might be confused about the depth of our relationship.
03:10: Found a package with the label “BACON” on it. Ate it without question.
02:57: Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My goddess ought to get something special for this.
15:40: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.
05:12: Not all that glitters is gold… But if it’s shiny, I want it!
17:59: I’ve been chosen for an epic mission! I was tasked with having to change the world, then change it back. But I have a feeling it will take a while…
19:16: Notes from the battlefield: Karamor was defeated. Pepper Ann Sault added 1088 coins to her treasury. Pepper Ann Sault got a new piece of equipment: “happy feet”. Pepper Ann Sault put a lock of Karamor’s hair, and a golden brick into her bag.
01:53: I understand the meaning of free will, my Lady, but will you please tell me what to do next?
16:27: The Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scrat suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scrat quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…
13:11: Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Bumchester. Omnipotent One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Blue Feather” guild.
01:16: Wow, I am level 46 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
00:20: Scraped together 4598 coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Scrat, I’ve missed you so much!
18:18: Note to self: save some gold coins to revive my Scrat before it’s too late.
13:33: The Were-Panther-II raised its
hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scrat suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scrat quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…
14:51: Notes from the battlefield: Corth is defeated. Pepper Ann Sault got 254 gold coins. Pepper Ann Sault put a bottle of mojo, an extra life, a lock of Corth’s hair and a golden brick into her bag.
13:07: The Level Boss was triumphantly defeated! I’ve got more experience and looted some gold, but it’s time to return to my heroic deeds.
02:38: Felt some strange movement
in my pockets. Looks like I’ve got yet another golden brick!
02:38: Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!
20:47: The funeral director, the undertaker and a crowd of mournful friends have gathered to watch my imminent duel with the oncoming Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger. I suddenly have a bad feeling about this!
12:07: I can’t believe I’m level 44
already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
19:24: Scrat was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!
22:25: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Trojan Horse, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Scrat. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
01:19: Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the continuum transfunctioner. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!
17:59: Lost all hope of resurrecting my pet. Goodbye, Timon. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
06:00: The Philosoraptor raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Timon suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Timon quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…
14:16: ‘I am Pepper Ann Sault, For Blue Feather! Raaaaaaaargh!’ Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive?
19:16: Wow, I am level 42 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups.
02:03: My quest to educate the village idiot was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
13:27: Caught Timon mocking me behind my back today by pretending to write in a diary and making a stupid face. Oh, Most Righteous One, must I be ridiculed by my own trojan horse too?!
17:24: Hooray! I’ve reached level 41!
16:17: A wandering group of polytheist pilgrims stopped at the temple construction site for a quick prayer and donated 1320 gold coins.
12:38: Told Timon that I wanted to stop for a bite. Now I need a bandage and I’m still hungry.
15:10: Scraped together 3661 coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Timon, I’ve missed you so much!
08:54: The Killer Rabbit raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Timon suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Timon quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…
18:11: From now on, I shall completely devote myself to my quest, Omnipotent One! I shall not deviate from… Oooh! A little kitty!
01:46: Timon suddenly perked up attentively and meowed. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a 25-hour clock. What a clever pet!
15:41: Found 1058 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Imagine how much I’ll get when my temple has a roof!
19:05: As I walked past a graveyard, a sinister hand suddenly thrust out of the earth. Thought it was a zombie rising from the dead, but turns out it was just Goddess Of Light being resurrected.
15:40: I didn’t know that the head of a Nuclear Watchdog could be exchanged for a golden brick. I hope to find some more of them in the future.
17:20: As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Timon coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming in the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Timon belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
20:13: While at the hospital, I found Goddess Of Light lying in the infirmary. Spent 1999 gold coins on get-well gifts, hoping she will return the favor one day.
02:13: Timon knows a new trick. Whenever I say ’ For Blue Feather!’, his tail wags like crazy! See? See?
16:08: I saw a temple made of mud bricks. My own temple would be finished already if you didn’t have such expensive taste, Almighty.
18:27: Paid 62 coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Timon’s coat now shines luxuriously and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles.
03:14: Timon suddenly grabbed me, and milestones started to flash before my eyes… Uh, at least we’re rushing in the right direction.
17:01: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Trojan Horse, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Timon. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
02:09: Tried to picture nothingness, but drew a blank.
02:43: I feel like I’d be a better heroine if I had a personal soundtrack.
21:20: Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “ For Blue Feather!” on her forehead in sunblock, then ran off giggling.
16:56: Hey, where’s my pen? Nevermind, it was in my hand…
12:28: I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.
10:47: Walked up to a Worthy Opponent and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: ’ For Blue Feather!’. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.
00:45: Feeding a cat…
00:30: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Nibbler. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
02:40: Hooray! I’ve reached level 32!
22:09: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Gleep. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
09:25: Note to self: save some gold coins to revive my Gleep before it’s too late.
10:09: The Philosoraptor raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Gleep suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Gleep quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…
23:05: A wandering monk saw my pet and said something about training, carrots and sticks… When Gleep beat him with a stick, the monk treated me with a carrot. We also shared some buns with him. I have to say, monks are odd fellows.
19:44: I shouted ‘Chaaarge!’ and scared myself.
15:27: Paid 226 coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet collected a box of tamed fleas from his fur and told him not to do that again.
08:44: Found 403 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers!
11:39: I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.
15:45: Met Ukia. Borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now.
Thinking about how much these bricks cost and crying about it…
17:08: Bought a golden brick for my goddess’s temple. It truly was difficult to make that much money.
14:27: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Mac Travis there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
15:02: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Eveilynn there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time.
20:46: Found a clearing in the forest filled with wildflowers and songbirds. Remained a while and offered thanks to the Exalted One for making such beauty.
02:54: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Behemoth, I’ll promise my new best friend will look just like you!
01:14: While sitting at a rest stop, I cried a little for the untimely passing of my pet. Oh, Behemoth, Behemoth…
21:04: A couple of townsfolk recalled my guild miracles and gave me a pouchful of experience.
14:55: The Double-nosed Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Behemoth suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Behemoth quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so sweet.
14:13: A couple of townsfolk recalled my guild miracles and gave me a pouchful of experience.
01:44: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Goddess Of Light there. Drank from mugs to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
15:57: The Godville Administrator groaned ‘I will never be your pet!’ and ascended to heaven. Found a nice artifact: an invite to Godville.
15:46: This Godville Administrator is such a nuisance! He’s following me everywhere and asking for my autograph. It seems that a good beating is the only way to stop him from stalking me.
15:39: I never chose to be a heroine, but I can’t remember being anything else.
15:30: Practiced the newest secret handshake that I’ve been working on with my guild mates from “Blue Feather”.
22:47: Behemoth buried a “VeGaS” guild membership card that he found. Was that his way of showing contempt for that guild?
12:33: Wow, I didn’t know my guild had such a good standing in this town. Got reimbursed 236 coins for my out-of-pocket expenses.
09:09: Behemoth snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to provide the princess with a good night’s sleep. Now he’s making snickering noises and silly faces. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you try it yourself, you silly sun dog?
14:35: Lit a candle for the peace of slaughtered monsters’ souls.
21:00: Noticed a less fortunate hero who looked like he was starving. Left him some money so he could afford a good dinner.
20:53: Almost went crazy trying to catch a strange moving red dot.
18:57: Saw a big red dot on the ground. Next to it were the words, ‘You are here’. Well, duh!
01:24: Hooray! I’ve reached level 20!
23:56: I shouted ‘Chaaarge!’ and scared myself.
16:58: It seems that our guild is well-known in this town. Nice.
23:08: Behemoth was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow. Then he began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!
18:17: Watched Behemoth sleep as he cuddled against my leg. Aw, what a cute little sun dog…
01:11: Behemoth suddenly perked up attentively and growled. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a refresh button. What a clever pet!
14:17: Mighty One, if something happens to me and I forget to record it in my diary, will it still have happened?
11:05: I didn’t trip, Great One. I simply attacked the ground.
00:55: Dear Diary, does it look like I’ve gained weight to you?
19:34: My Goddess, would you please quit making birds poop on me? It’s getting really hard to concentrate on my quest.
12:32: The sun shone brightly down from the sky and I was blinded. The intensity swept me out of my body. Looking around, I found myself standing in an endless field of grass. A benevolent spirit appeared and winked at me. When I returned to my body, I felt renewed.
01:13: Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged a puppy. Couldn’t find a baby to kiss, though.
00:05: Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. My Goddess, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Blue Feather” guild.