Smiting monsters while sniffing a bunch of wildflowers… Dang I’m good!
Tried my hand at being evil. Fiercely trampled down a bunch of roadside dandelions.
Arranged a good meeting and got handsomely rewarded for that. Hope that I won’t have to make ends meet again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
Why do all these monsters keep attacking me? They must be jealous of my good looks.
I sprayed my equipment with some saved “blood-in-a-jar” to make myself look more brutal.
Mighty One, I am so glad I’m bad because neutral heroes are so boring. Practiced my evil laugh. I’m getting pretty good at it.
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Firefox, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Sparky. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Sparky spun around under the monster’s feet and hindered its ability to fight. What a clever pet I have!
Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Sparky started to look a bit bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t a reason to fear for my life, is there?
The captain of the city guard ordered me to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Sir, yes sir!
Ahhnold begs for mercy. Ziicus definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 1241 gold coins and a golden brick. Sweet sweet 100th win!