level 61


Age 2 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 107 thousand
Death Count 59
Wins / Losses 65 / 91
Temple Completed at 01/01/2017
Wood for Ark 56.8%
Savings 2M, 381k (7.9%)
Pet Double dragon Scrat 5th level


Weapon grater of two evils +70
Shield ultimate defense mechanism +72
Head beanie of elusiveness +71
Body nuclear waistcoat +69
Arms palm readers +71
Legs Freudian slippers +71
Talisman server patch +71


  • mass effect level 36
  • dove of peace level 33
  • scissorhands level 33
  • clinical strike level 32
  • epitaph writing level 30
  • full throttle level 27
  • foot massage level 26
  • forced generosity level 25
  • electro-broom level 24
  • tin throat level 22




  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we’ll talk about it.”

After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss the use of the car. They again went to the father’s study where his father said, “Son, I’ve been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied your Bible diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut!”

The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair….” To which his father replied, “Yes, and they WALKED everywhere they went!”