19/03/18 Found a Bouquet of forget-me’s. What a salt rub on my wound.
I had to use my outdated diary pages to start a campfire again. It’s unfortunate that this forest doesn’t have twigs for kindling.Well.. But it appears my entries beyond #10 magically disappear anyway. shrugs
Manannan mac Liir aimed for a crushing blow on Onewhoworks Wonders’s hairline. Panicking, Onewhoworks Wonders’s hairline rapidly receded, causing Manannan mac Liir to miss completely. Hilarious.
2013
Hmm, how did Felix get a trojan horseshoe? I tried to take it away, but he bit me. Bad ninja tortoise!
Found a strange machine with a coin slot. Inserted one and was rewarded with a coffee. Must have drunk a dozen by now, but I’ll carry on playing as long as I keep winning.