Heroine

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Lucky Bastard 4

level 104

My god is dumb as me

Age 9 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 444 thousand
Death Count 194
Wins / Losses 1 / 0
Temple Completed at 07/25/2015
Ark Completed at 03/27/2017 (282.1%)
Pairs Gathered at 06/03/2019
Words in Book 30.4%
Savings 14M, 306k (47.7%)
Pet Alpha centaur Dino 30th level
Boss Telepony with 52% of power

Equipment

Weapon Thor's jackhammer +115
Shield rock of aegis +114
Head deely boppers +115
Body spine tingler +117
Arms rings of the lord +114
Legs knee-hi flip-flops +116
Talisman coping mechanism +117

Skills

  • tin throat level 111
  • save-load level 111
  • battle chess level 105
  • iron vortex level 97
  • mating contact level 97
  • unbearable boredom level 91
  • spoon-bending level 89
  • falcon punch level 80
  • pocket hypnotoad level 58
  • homesickness level 53

Pantheons

Might4854
Templehood12102

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Day 1549 g.e.
Got about 12 thousand gold, turned it into two gold bricks, some equipment and was left with 6100. Started drinking like there’s no tomorrow… Suddenly my bag of money burst open, spilling its contents on the ground and forming a solid golden brick. Shiny!

Day 1556 g.e.
Felt a burning desire to examine the wonderbox. Sadly, a notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.

Day 1725 g.e.
A crazy doctor jumped out of the bushes and started stitching up my… coinpurse? Well, he sewed some coins into a nice new golden brick, but my wounds aren’t any better. Half of temple finished, now for the second half.

Day 1815 g.e.
You know, Great One, there has been an unexpected mess up during a medical procedure… Now I have a new “intimate tickling” skill instead of the old “death by snu-snu” skill. The doctor gave me 1244 gold coins for my promise to keep it quiet. Good bye, I will miss snu-snu

Day 1816 g.e.
I was sitting by the road counting my money when a lightning bolt struck the ground right next to me, melting my gold into a gold brick. Three quarters of temple built!

Day 1902 g.e.
My pocket ripped under the weight of all my gold, and I squirmed uncontrollably as a torrent of freezing coins ran down my leg. When they finally stopped I couldn’t find them anywhere, but there was a shiny gold brick in my sock! That is the last brick i need!

Day 1902 g.e.
My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Most Righteous One. I have to say, it does look great!

Day 2004 g.e.
Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Stitch started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there? Thanks Stitch, the bipolar bear, for new medal of mine :-)

Day 2047 g.e.
The heroine throws a snowball at the Unlimited Editor for 23 hp… That’s some Christmas spirit! Who cares you have not even a quarter of ark finished …

Day 2052 g.e.
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Stitch, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Stitch the bipolar bear into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.

Day 2130 g.e.
I got robbed again. At least I got 6713 gold coins as compensation this time!
(finally first bingo … :D )

Day 2152 g.e.
Either Nibbler is going deaf or is deliberately ignoring my commands. Can you imagine how frustrating that is, Exalted One? No, absolutely no idea …

Day 2182 g.e.
Took Nibbler to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Nibbler, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me.

Day 2211 g.e.
For my quest number 1000 I have to unlearn what has been learnt in epic way. Looks like memory wipe to me

Day 2513 g.e.
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Almighty.

Day 3033 g.e.
I have a birthday today – I am 1500 days old! So many pets buried, fishes sold and loot eaten

Day 3311 g.e.
Mighty One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?