Hero

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Erratrus Wiemershall

level 74

Pain is for the weak

Age 12 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 196 thousand
Death Count 131
Wins / Losses 84 / 39
Temple Completed at 01/07/2014
Ark Completed at 06/27/2020 (102.0%)
Twos of Every Kind 2m, 1f (0.1%)
Savings 4M, 658k (15.5%)
Pet Dreaded gazebo Blaze 9th level

Equipment

Weapon wunderwaffle +83
Shield smug self-righteous attitude +84
Head happy new ear +83
Body armored tank top +85
Arms motion-capture dots +83
Legs legal briefs +83
Talisman Orb of Incremental Idiocy +83

Skills

  • inept singing level 49
  • slap of the whale level 49
  • radiokinesis level 48
  • mass effect level 45
  • chakra bending level 45
  • drunken rampage level 42
  • dove of peace level 40
  • tin throat level 38
  • selfish interest level 37
  • awkward silence level 29

Pantheons

Might16142
Templehood9013
Gladiatorship3938
Storytelling401

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

“I tell ya what, boy. You might think it disturbing, beeing hit by lightning all the time. Beeing pushed around like a dog and shouted at all day. And sometimes the soul supreme throws me in the arena and watch me ripping other heroes apart. I didn’t choose this live either. But I learned to love it. And there is nothing better than the smell of burning flesh in the mornig. Even if it is your own. Thehehehe.”

There is just one true guild and it is called ‘OpenBar’
I showed up late to the “Open Bar” members’ meeting, again. Everyone was passed out drunk, again. I’m starting to think “Open Bar” is nothing more than a private drinking club.

Now he’s got balls (and he’ll get by with a little help from a friend)
19:29 A Godville Administrator kept insisting that I had to reach the checkpoint before moving on to the next level. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to teach him a lesson.
19:30 A thousand bolts of lightning struck all around my foe without hitting it. Just when I was about to complain about your aim, the Godville Administrator turned to ash. Nice one, Almighty.