These are the chronicles of Captain Shizz. He drinks and spends till the time comes to whizz. Color me black or color me white, remember that Shizz will not back from a fight. He fights and he slays monsters every day. He never seems to understand his god’s way. He may not always win, but he will now an He’ll continue to fight o’er and o’er again. From Godville to milepost four ninety eight. Shizz tells the world about how he is great. prophet is he, in a guild that he loves, if he is cold, he will wear him some gloves. His goal is exploring, ’round the world he will roam. “Guild Name,” is the guild that he says is his home. Average is Shizz so applaud if you please. But always remember, he loves him some cheese.
Start 90s hip hop beat ‘s all about cheese, bay-bee It’s not about you or me It’s all about all the Swiss and all the cheddar and the brie, let’s talk about cheese. Stop 90s hip hop beat Please don’t ever start that beat again. I mean really, what was I thinking? Didn’t we have enough of that in the 90s? I just need to just stop… Collaborate and listen, Shizz is back with a brand new… Crap, ok, I’m leaving before it happens again
Leaving on a jet plane to a land that’s far away fighting monsters, killing foes drinking away all his woes Please his god, as he can making mistakes, as does any man member of a top tier guild he hopes his health bar will stay filled
favorite hero diary entry:
04:06 AM “Mua-ha-ha! Foolish mortals, this world will be mine soon enough! I will…” Wait, how did this go again? I think my speech needs more rehearsing. My quest to rehearse a speech for world domination was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.