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Captain Shizz 6

level 130
trader level 8

Shizz is as Shizz does

Age 12 years 6 months
Personality gentle
Guild The Wesley Crushers
(follower)
Monsters Killed about 966 thousand
Death Count 347
Wins / Losses 64 / 59
Temple Completed at 10/25/2012
Ark Completed at 08/17/2015 (499.7%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/11/2018
Book Written at 01/07/2023
Souls Gathered 32.2%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Insomni-yak Stubby 47th level
Boss Keyborg with 50% of power

Equipment

Weapon interscepter +143
Shield magnetic field +144
Head ear trumpet +143
Body waist of thyme +143
Arms going-going gauntlets +143
Legs rocket skates +143
Talisman shrunken head of state +143

Skills

  • intimate tickling level 160
  • somersault squatting level 151
  • tin throat level 149
  • brownian motion level 148
  • effect of the groundhog level 142
  • foot massage level 138
  • brainstorm level 135
  • unbearable boredom level 131
  • lion belch level 131
  • Cheshire smile level 120

Feats

  • ⓷ Reach the end of the map
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Might680
Templehood3088
Gladiatorship9826
Storytelling456
Mastery387
Taming651
Survival3105
Savings410
Creation3142
Arkeology729
Catch126
Wordcraft524
Soulfulness615
Unity400
Duelery489

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Martyr
  • Honored Saint
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

These are the chronicles of Captain Shizz. He drinks and spends till the time comes to whizz. Color me black or color me white, remember that Shizz will not back from a fight. He fights and he slays monsters every day. He never seems to understand his god’s way. He may not always win, but he will now an He’ll continue to fight o’er and o’er again. From Godville to milepost four ninety eight. Shizz tells the world about how he is great. prophet is he, in a guild that he loves, if he is cold, he will wear him some gloves. His goal is exploring, ’round the world he will roam. “Guild Name,” is the guild that he says is his home. Average is Shizz so applaud if you please. But always remember, he loves him some cheese.

Start 90s hip hop beat ‘s all about cheese, bay-bee It’s not about you or me It’s all about all the Swiss and all the cheddar and the brie, let’s talk about cheese. Stop 90s hip hop beat Please don’t ever start that beat again. I mean really, what was I thinking? Didn’t we have enough of that in the 90s? I just need to just stop… Collaborate and listen, Shizz is back with a brand new… Crap, ok, I’m leaving before it happens again

Leaving on a jet plane to a land that’s far away fighting monsters, killing foes drinking away all his woes Please his god, as he can making mistakes, as does any man member of a top tier guild he hopes his health bar will stay filled

favorite hero diary entry:

04:06 AM “Mua-ha-ha! Foolish mortals, this world will be mine soon enough! I will…” Wait, how did this go again? I think my speech needs more rehearsing. My quest to rehearse a speech for world domination was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.