In the beginning there was a Goddess named Sheisme33. She was all alone, existing in darkness amongst the planets, clouds & stars of the sky. She decided that being in the dark and being alone wasn’t much fun at all.
She thought for what seemed like eternity then decided to enlighten the space that she exsisted. It was to be so heavenly, built with gold bricks and hopefully shiny diamonds one day soon. She wanted to see the beauty of her kingdom grow enormous and extravagant. She enthusiasticly created Light-bulbs, Diamonds & her Hero Mcgregor, who is also her son. He was created by Sheisme33 to do whatever she wanted him to do.
The land called of Godville appeared out of nowhere. Sheisme33 wanted her hero to dwell amongst other heros of Godville and have challenging endeavors. Her creations were never ending and she often threw in teaching experiences for her hero as well.
Mcgregor was born to Listen to his Goddess/Mother, Sheisme33 every time that she spoke to him! Most of the time she had to repeat herself many times but he eventually listened to her. Her Hero/Son was very bright indeed (only when he’s standing in direct Sun light though) and oh so hot. (He has blue eyes, curly light brown hair, a spectacular smile and dash-board abs). She decided to call him Mcgregor. He was in human form and in the image of Sheisme33. He was is a mighty hero to Sheisme33! Of course, since Sheisme33 knew that Mcgregor would like being in human form way better then being a killer monster in Godville. This way Mcgregor could enjoy all the raspberry iced-tea, cold pizzas, high level equipment and anything else that he wanted to his hearts desire. Mcgregor was very content except for one thing, he does not have but wants a wife, to have and to hold. Mcgregor is only Human and human nature has its course. No more lonely Knights…
Mcgregor is very virtuous, tries to be good, prays, praises, gives thanks, is strong, has patients, does random acts of kindness and collects and saves a lot of coins and gold bricks for his Goddess. His main existence in life is to always look on the bright side of life, and find many many many gold bricks and diamonds to build an extravagant temple for Sheisme33. Mcgregor was even lucky enough to have the ability to melt down coins into a gold brick for the temple he was building for her.
Mcgregor was not very brave you know. He was constantly retreating and hiding from all monsters. “He’s heard that defense is the best offense. Therefore, retreating must be the best way to attack!”Do you not blame him? Always applying monster-repellent and ducking arrows at all times…He knew his Great Goddess would Save him from the tough monsters and winding roads that laid before him.
Mcgregor was lonely so Sheisme33 decided that it was time for Mcgregor to make many friends and adopt a pet Dust Bunny named Woody so he doesn’t have to be lonely any longer. She also made him join a prominent and strong guild called “Knights who say Ni”. Mcgregor was very happy about joining and spread the word of his guild to everyone he met! By the way, an invite to Godville is a very useful household item. He gets many many invites. Sheisme33 is so proud of Mcgregor.
Quest and learning special skills were another time consuming part of Mcgregors day. Fighting monsters and meeting new friends was very pleasurable to this hero. He knew his Goddess Sheisme33 loves for him to level up and learn new skills as fast as he could! He knew she was very proud of him and he prayed to her as she praises him.
Mcgregor staying on the correct path to righteousness, being the WINNER out of ALL of the other heros, guilds and Gods. Being close to his Goddess and to world supremacy. Mcgregor loots continuously bringing him closer to becoming a millionaire. Mcgregor is always searching for cheat codes. After all he’s only human!
“The sun shines brightly down from the sky and Mcgregor is blinded. The intensity swept him out of his body. Looking around, he finds himself standing in an endless field of grass. A benevolent spirit appeared and winked at him. When he returns to his body, He felt renewed.”
“Mcgregor was lifted off the ground and a light shone down on his body. He turned around slowly mid-air, then gently landed on his feet. In doing so, all his wounds were healed.” A man can be destroyed, but not defeated, and Mc is still intact. “He just hopes that he’ll never meet those blasted Monster’s again!”
Sheisme33 created Mcgregor so that he would never be cold, hungry, lonely or desperate or die. Sheisme33 always navigates Mcgregor in the right direction, for an anxious life can weigh a man down! Mcgregor was always praying for gold to rain from the heavens…
Notes from arena battle: Daryl the Great is on his knees. Mcgregor salutes to the heavens! The winner receives a gold brick and 1325 coins.
Notes from arena battle: Ramblow is unconscious. Mcgregor successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 801 gold coins and a golden brick.
“Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.” Good Knight Mcgregor!
“To infinity and beyond…”
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