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Ensukemi

level 55

TO MATOOOOOO?!

Age 8 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 75 thousand
Death Count 47
Wins / Losses 120 / 118
Temple Completed at 04/09/2019
Wood for Ark 27.9%
Savings 1M, 53k (3.5%)
Pet Heffalump Sven 13th level

Equipment

Weapon Schrödinger's catapult +64
Shield irresistible force field +64
Head horns of a dilemma +62
Body tectonic plate mail +64
Arms noodly appendages +64
Legs mermaid flipper +64
Talisman medal of horror +64

Skills

  • navel clamp level 32
  • chakra bending level 28
  • clinical strike level 27
  • thumb blowing level 27
  • fanned fingers level 26
  • spoon-bending level 24
  • peace enforcement level 23
  • foot massage level 22
  • unbearable boredom level 21
  • sticky fingers level 17

Pantheons

Gratitude8196
Templehood29767
Gladiatorship4285

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Great Heroine since 2015.
Prophet Champion of She-reen Worship. Pisces born 28.02.2015 15:13.

“I believe in myself. Even though thousands don’t.”

She-reen’s Holy Scripture:
FAQ to Mystery of the Universe

Q: Ouch, my gold is melting! Omnipotent One, if you’re all-powerful, why make me get all these golden bricks? Why don’t you just make your own temple?
A: Blue text reading “What’s the glory of a temple built from no mortal’s toil?” suddenly appeared in my diary.

Words of Goddess
01:27 Yeah, you’re homeless alright. Positively.
02:36 You won’t give your Goddess a hug?
07:26 I sent you Heraldy Grundy, but you chose Stitch!
12:47 I’m just happy that STITCH DEVELOPED A NEW PERSONALITY!

Prayers

  1. Sssh, don’t be sassy, you just lost.
  2. Aww, friendship. Careful with that.

Appearance
Great Heroine Ensukemi is described as a lovely woman who has round, abnormally red cheeks and locks of fluffy red hair, innocent wide eyes—fresh from resurrection. Several milestones later she’s as disfigured as any hardworking heroine should be, with the infamous tentacled bowl-cut particular to Lego My Argo. Sometimes she can be found by a roadside, pretending to be tomato. Occasionally fresh tomato but mostly rotten, stepped-on tomato.

Influence
Some diseases are named after her.
She met a freshly godpowered hero, Heraldy Grundy. Being kind and all-encompassing enough to tolerate him worshipping the false god Redhead Willy they founded Lego My Argo cult guild together 07•02•2019.

History
It is believed that Great Heroine Ensukemi was a young lady of Godville’s nobility who violated gingerbread houses all around Godville with her teeth prior ascension to heroine status. As all dainty ladies of nobility, she was taught sewing, how to write in pretty italics, astrology, dance and sing—it is a lesser known fact that she is talented in these areas of performing, making people laugh at least. On top of that, she is capable of performing disappearance magic by throwing dust at spectator’s eyes and fleeing. Being a lady she also don’t wander outside past 6, when night falls you can find her keeping up her reputation safely inside a bar.

Her prowess of a heroine and what-not has her banned from all bars in Beerburgh except three and banned from all bars in Monstro City except four. The Drunken Clam and Progress Bar employees are still strong enough to withstand her drunken self. All franchise of The Sword & Sandal pretend they are closed whenever she passes by.

Lack of intelligence is her strong point, in fact, the ‘innocent’ eyes are actually truthful windows to her deep, deeply scattered and unspecified mind. It is believed the Goddess She-reen had chosen her for her beauty, but forgot that Lady Endang Sukemi Illedarlind de Archgrace would be out fighting monsters in the mud, not waltzing princes in shiny ballrooms.

As a noble’s most exciting thing is croquette, Great Heroine Ensukemi quickly forgot about her former golden spoons. Monsters’ attacks at the speed of flee is perfectly suited for her attention span. Being heroine is her bread and butter! Likewise, her family joyously and willfully forget about having to bear shame whenever Endang Sukemi Illedarlind de Archgrace said she wanted to become a doctor even though she kept pouring wine over wounds while drinking rubbing alcohol.

Great Heroine Ensukemi has a pack of rabid fans that would have territory skirmishes with fan packs of other deities’ champions. For thousands of milestones they had followed her tracks. Appalled by the imminent sweaty hands and touched blood, snot and tears, Great Heroine Ensukemi jumped onto the bushes and shut her eyes tight. As old saying goes,

“Thee cease to exist shall I not gaze upon thee!”

The rabid fans, whose attention to details are similar to their idol, only saw her red cheeks, thought she was a tomato and left. For the first time in her life as a Great Heroine, Ensukemi was once again enveloped by feeling of peace and safety, something she had buried in her fetal memory. At that moment she developed a hobby of pretending to be tomato whenever she wanted to forget the joke of her empty weary-beery life.

If a fan wishes to succeed in approaching her, they must buy her a pint of beer and engrave their request at the bottom of the glass. That being said, she manizes as much as she smokes.

She was a former member of Wandering Wondering Weirdos Wildlife and Preserve guild.

Her battle cry was “NAN DATOOOOOO?!” up to 15.02.2019 , then changed to “TO MATOOOOOO?!”

Personal Life
Immediately after one of her resurrections, she feigned a few ailments to spend more time with a cute healer. For several brief happy days she had a lover, stopped drinking, became wise, had creation talk with all birds and bees in the realm. The healer’s name, however, did not have enough time to be noted down as he was soon predated by her fans.

Her first heroine-kind’s best friend was Former Sacred Pet Nibbler (pictured on the far right), a Ninja Tortoise. It soon retired to undead pets’ bingo club.

Next came Second Former Sacred Pet Felix, a Significant Otter. Felix valiantly fought in the name of truth and dare for 2 years and 2 months even long after its death.

Day 3212 g.e. 24.02.2019 she was just about to defeat a Trojan Horse when he pulled out a beer he stored in his body and offered it to her. She decided she could use a good drinking buddy – or portable beer cellar – hence slapped a collar on him and named him Stitch, because he’s blue. He initially had fur on his tail and mane, but Ensukemi shaved it to hand-knit a cardigan that Stitch only wears on special occasion. At the beginning of their adventures together, Stitch was a skittish trojan horse, then quickly changed to a neat personality within their 13th day together thanks to Ensukemi’s pet-owning greatness. He makes additional money by offering Trojan Horse rides. Sometimes Ensukemi uses his belly as an impromptu altar. Stitch sacrificed himself for Ensukemi at the 9th day of their time together 06.03.2019 / Day 3221 g.e. She ressurected him that day, preventing him from becoming an undead.

She is currently studying and field-researching cryptozoology.

Repellant
The only way she won’t come to devour your alcohol is by drinking it in koi pond, by putting koi stew inside it, or by drinking in the dark.

Trendsetting Outfit Sets

Weapon +50
Blade of grass
Shield +50
Faraday cage
Head +51
Executioner's hood
Body +52
Robe of battle meditation
Arms +51
Thrown down gauntlets
Legs +51
All-terrain slippers
Talisman +52
Broken mirror


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Historical Diary Entries
04:33 AM The Pro-Life Zombie’s last blow was unprovoked, so I took it to small claims court and won 26 coins in damages. Law-enlightened.
06:03 AM Feigned a few ailments to spend more time with the cute healer.
[Two years later wrote that she eventually broke up and has been feeling alone ever since.]
06:12 AM Bought a hefty sword from the trader with a good discount for a song and a dance. Either he really likes show tunes or I need to change occupations!
08:00 AM Bought some extra healing items. They just look so pretty in italics! Mamma mia!
08:04 AM You know, Great One, I never really wanted to be a heroine. I’ve always wanted to be a doctor.
08:21 AM I’m back in town! Home sweet home! At Godville.
11:35 AM Found a gingerbread house. Couldn’t help myself – had a bite of the door handle.
11:52 AM Almighty, I am sure you already know, but… Sometimes… I like to pretend I’m a tomato. I hope this doesn’t change our relationship.
06:13 PM Heading back to town. Forgot my toothbrush. Mouth hygiene : check.
07:25 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Ninja Tortoise, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Nibbler. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash. [Nibbler was released after becoming an undead, and replaced with Felix, a Significant Otter who soon became an undead. Ensukemi keeps Felix for 2 years]
07:53 PM Was released from the hospital in exchange for a promise to stay at home. Too bad they didn’t know that my home is the road! True traveller.
09:10 PM I punched the Inglourious Basterd’s lights out, then fled in terror because I’m scared of the dark. A child of light..
09:43 PM Ah, Beerburgh. There are only three taverns here that I’m not banned from. Less beer, less alcoholism.
09:50 PM The doctor gave me some good news: I’m going to have a new disease named after me! Massive contribution to society.
10:46 PM Passed a pond. Discovered I have an irrational fear of koi.
10:15 PM The Aardvark of the Covenant agreed to let me go if I showed it a cool magic trick. Disappeared in a puff of smoke. Magic skill.
01:58 I believe in myself. Even though thousands don’t.
Comparing horoscopes with possible opponents…
03:29 I tied a friendship bracelet around my wrist, and fastened another around Felix’s leg. Though we may never meet again, now we can be friends until the end of time. Bye bye, Felix!
10:41 Blue text reading “What’s the glory of a temple built from no mortal’s toil?” suddenly appeared in my diary.
10:40 Ouch, my gold is melting! Omnipotent One, if you’re all-powerful, why make me get all these golden bricks? Why don’t you just make your own temple?
11:13 Ah, Monstro City. There are only four taverns here that I’m not banned from.
09:05 AM I was just about to defeat the Trojan Horse when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Stitch. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
03:52 According to my cryptozoology correspondence course syllabus, I need to do case studies of three different monsters. It looks like this Landshark is volunteering.
07:15 AM A local merchant, apprised of my recent heroics, promised to sponsor me if I do an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay. That sounds awesome, so off I go. One question — what does “sponsor” mean?
12:10 Stitch looked hot, so I trimmed his fur. Then he looked cold, so I knitted the fur into a cardigan for him. Now he looks adorable. And annoyed.
09:41 I’m always frank with any monsters I meet. Don’t want them knowing my real name, do I?
03:14 It must be my birthday because I suddenly feel a little older and wiser. Received some XP from somewhere as a present. 28.02.2019 / Day 3216 g.e.
Using her disgruntled pet as an impromptu altar…
01:03 With its last breath, the Moby Duck sighed, “I always secretly liked you” and perished. Took its 31 coins anyway.
03:54 AM A mysterious admirer bought me a pint of beer at the pub. After immediately skulling it, I noticed “Would you find out what happens behind closed doors for me?” engraved in tiny script on the bottom of the glass. Oh, the trials and tribulations I must endure for my fans!
12:56 AM Gentle One, I just became aware that your saying, “Sssh, don’t be sassy, you just lost”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
05:04 PM The Corporate Giant raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Stitch suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Stitch was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
01:47 Had an epiphany. Every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it.
01:27 AM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “Yeah, you’re homeless alright. Positively.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Exalted One!
12:47 AM Omnipotent One, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard a choir singing a song with the words “I’m just happy that STITCH DEVELOPED A NEW PERSONALITY” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!
07:26 Saw a paper with the headline, “I sent you Heraldy Grundy, but you chose Stitch”, Soul Supreme! You’re front page news!
02:36 AM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “You won’t give your Goddess a hug?”, Luminous One!
04:59 Saw Stitch building up static electricity in order to punish his fleas for impiety.
09:56 PM My Lady, I just became aware that your saying, “Aww, friendship. Careful with that”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
05:36 PM Drinking, smoking, manizing… it turns out I have a lot of bad habits. Best quest ever!
My quest to feed a bad habit was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
10:57 PM Soul Supreme, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard a choir singing a song with the words “Hey if you get life insurance from other god’s pawn, you can extract money to My Name by your death” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!
07:44 PM Saw a paper with the headline, “Why won’t you reply to me? Is whatever you’re doing more important than me?”, Great One! You’re front page news!
15:40 My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, my Lady. I have to say, it does look great! 08.04.2019 / Day 3257 g.e.
02:06 AM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “Aye, aye, old lady! Is your memory failing you already? Hmm, product defect…” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Great One!
02:39 AM My Lady, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard a choir singing a song with the words “How are you darling? How are you really? How was Taiwan?” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!