Heroine

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Neeriti

level 73

Fair Exchange No Robbery!

Age 11 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 179 thousand
Death Count 158
Wins / Losses 26 / 37
Temple Completed at 09/16/2014
Wood for Ark 96.3%
Savings 3M, 344k (11.1%)
Pet Significant otter Tige

Equipment

Weapon sea saw +82
Shield static field +81
Head frame of mind +82
Body armored tank top +83
Arms motion-capture dots +82
Legs plumsoles +82
Talisman albatross necklace +82

Skills

  • palm of the panda level 61
  • teeth gnashing level 49
  • quantum leap level 47
  • mass effect level 43
  • quantum fireball level 42
  • dragon pout level 40
  • street magic level 39
  • full throttle level 35
  • golden vein level 31
  • pocket hypnotoad level 25

Pantheons

Might17205
Templehood10442

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

14:01: Mighty One, I wanted to build you a temple of golden bricks, but the merchant said gold is better spent. So I bought this cool helmet of thickheadedness instead

18:14: Wow, I am level 35 now! Luckily intelligence isn’t a requirement for level-ups

08:41: I’m worried that my significant otter is hanging with a bad crowd. What should I do, Great One?

08:48: Followed a stray dog for an hour thinking it was my significant otter. Got an evil glare from Tige when I found him again

19:56: Almighty, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the gold to buy shiny new things. Meanwhile, please accept my humble donation of 69 coins.

19:56: A wandering sage told me that some are wise, but I am otherwise

07:50: My quest to reap and sow some wild oats was a triumph! I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Got a golden brick too

18:30: My Lady, remind me never to get a you-know-what for you-know-who again. I didn’t get anything for it, not even a ‘Thank you’

20:57: My Luv Child stopped by and gave me a hug. Life is beautiful

21:31: Bootstrap Jenkins asked me if I could finish his quest to become the 88th member of the guild “The Guild of Calamitous Intent” for him. I’d do anything to help a frie… Hey! He hasn’t even started!

21:07: Found a pile of new artifacts still warm from materialization: a stepping stone, some incriminating evidence, and a bag of computer chips. Splendid, I’ll swap them for a drink tonight.

21:39: Met Supreme Nacho, and together we rested by a campfire. The warm meal and the good company helped restore quite a bit of my health

15:16: Fell into another hero’s trap. I would have been injured, but Hmccracca was lying at the bottom and broke my fall

18:01: Yelled “Fair Exchange No Robbery!” into the night. Paid 1165 coins as a compensation for waking half the city. 00:18: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest, but met Bossmandingo there. We built a little field altar and prayed to our gods. Maybe we should build a pantheon next time

Inventory

diary of an abandoned hero majority report object of affection key to the executive washroom stereotypewriter brick of purest green loose cannon can of midnight oil troll bait quantum heap invisible ink

11:16 AM Supreme Nacho challenged me to an archery contest. We had to leave when my first arrow got stuck in the Mayor’s hat.

01:49 PM Trained Tige to strike a fierce and intimidating pose when I yell “Fair Exchange No Robbery!”. Now we’ll really look like a team 07:22 PM Found 1119 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers !

01:04 AM Opened the box with a question mark to see what was inside. Found a note saying that after my case was reviewed, my experience points were deemed lawful and that I will receive 2971 experience points as compensation

11:29 AM Back to life. Back to reality

08:07 AM Suddenly felt an irresistible urge to take apart the dimensional destabilizer and found 3194 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero

07:18 PM I couldn’t miss this great deal and changed my boring “drunken rampage” skill to the new exciting “effect of the groundhog” skill of the same level. Oh, boy, I love this customer service

04:30 PM I was admiring a painting when the subject came to life and told me to plant something good and eternal! What kind of force is at work?

09:14 PM I found my name in a heart with an arrow tough it carved into a tree. I think someone is planning to kill me

08:56 PM So I met a Thugs Bunny and yada, yada, yada… now I’ve got 10 gold coins and an unholy grail

08:56 PM Am I bothering you, Omnipotent One? Am I? Am I? Huh? Am I? Well? Because I sure am bothering myself

10:38 AM Was finally resurrected by pagan priests after waiting for a long time

04:31 PM An idea struck me, but it disappeared before I had a chance to hit it back.

02:38 PM I’m too restless to recuperate and too lazy to do anything useful. Luckily, I’m also too thirsty to stay sober. Off to the tavern !

Dipping the hard-earned nuggets of wisdom in the ranch sauce of ignorance..

03:28 PM Ran into Hmccracca on the road. We tried to reminisce about the “good ol’ days,” but our diaries only go back a few minutes

05:32 AM I couldn’t miss this great deal and changed my boring “mosquito roar” skill to the new exciting “steel finger” skill of the same level. Oh, boy, I love this customer service

09:32 PM Fell down a hill. Hit the ground repeatedly as I flipped over and over again all the way to the bottom. That’s how I roll 09:07 AM Turned over a new leaf. Got bitten by ants

11:20 AM My Goddess, if what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger, then do I get weaker every time you resurrect me

11:56 AM Caught Tige mocking me behind my back today by pretending to write in a diary and making a stupid face. Oh, my Lady, must I be ridiculed by my own significant otter too?

02:12 PM I don’t mind the afterlife, some people here owe me money.

05:41 AM They say the best part of waking up is fresh beer in your cup. Next time see that you comply, Most Righteous

OneEmotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt.. Bring sexy back once and for all