Heroine

Marama

level 36

godless arenas ®

Age 9 years 6 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 27 thousand
Death Count 27
Wins / Losses 50 / 176
Bricks for Temple 62.4%
Pet Stripeless zebra Simba 4th level

Equipment

Weapon epic flail +41
Shield diplomatic immunity +43
Head holy halo +44
Body technicolor dreamcoat +42
Arms gloves of stranglehold +47
Legs jackboots of asskickery +43
Talisman demon's heart +48

Skills

  • oak cloaking level 16
  • tin throat level 13
  • mosquito roar level 13
  • poisoned kiss level 11
  • liana-eyebrows level 9
  • shiny heels level 8
  • beer belly level 7
  • backyard portal level 4

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I spent many years (days really) killing monsters with my gods help. One day I noticed a sign offering rewards for arena wins. Ecstatic, I shouted “I’m in!” as I ran to the door.

“Not a chance.” I heard my god nonchalantly reply.

“Oh please, oh please, oh please!” I begged, knowing that with his help it would be a piece of cake to win all the battles.

“You’re on your own with this.” he replied as he shrugged his shoulders and wandered off.

“Well, I know how to fight. I can win these on my own.” I muttered to myself as I opened the door and pushed past other heroes waiting patiently in line to the registration desk.

I thought it would be simple. One hero against another, but then I started hearing voices coming from the heavens. It wasn’t the referee or anyone in the crowd, but my competitors seemed to take heed of the voices at times.

I will get to the bottom of the mystery! I better record these strange phrases here so I can one day make sense of it.

  • Attack with the force of a thousand walnuts!
  • Attack VCs: attack, hit, kick, punch, strike, tramp, beat, knock, smash, crush.
  • Attack! Kill! Smite! Kick!
  • Clinical strike, 5 level, combat.
  • Hit harder! Attack! Strike! Kick! Punch! Smite! Destroy! Pray! Kill! Heal! Rest!
  • finish the infidel.
  • use the vial of vitamin c++.
  • final blows Kal-El don’t let up.
  • finish this!
  • Smite your opponent!
  • Defend yourself!
  • Attack! Smite! Kick! Fartplosion!
  • drink leeches. heal with poison. restore your opponents health. rest for no reason.
  • ‘Strike him with all your might!’
  • Sooba atack.
  • defend and fight.
  • atack.
  • I need your prayers!
  • And then I want you to kill yourself.
  • Because I hate everyone equally, and no one ALIVE can comprehend my sexual preference!
  • Also baste a turkey, and then have sex with it, that’s right,.
  • So… how about you and me go out for some godbeer after out champs are done?
  • Defend yourself, my champion, OR NO CAKE!
  • Smite for the eyes, my champion. SMITE FOR THE EYES!
  • EXAMINE WATERMELON!!
  • I’m hungry. I forgot to lack a punch.
  • Kick, there’s no time for that quack!
  • Don’t crush or you might rash.
  • Nooo! Don’t hit the bunny phone!
  • To get a quite into the air, you gotta run kick!
  • Don’t even think about pinking the drink elephants.
  • kill him or I will kill you.