Woke up this morning to find myself 3256 gold coins poorer and several cases of super-absorbent chamois towels richer. When will I learn to stop watching infomercials after visiting the tavern?
Lost 21649 gold coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!
Sentron rushed in to attack but tripped over his foot. Moleosaurus facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.
Almighty, you know how we each have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Should I be concerned that my angel has wrapped my devil in duct tape?
Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Sentron. Terracotta Worrier cried in jealous pain.