My hero’s greatest achievements:
02/07/2012 Los Adminos 07:51 Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 20246 gold coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
02/08/2012 Los Adminos 21:43: I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I can remember. Now I’m missing 15089 gold coins from my pouch. My Lord, I really should give up drinking.
02/11/2012 Tradeburg 03:09 Just spent 15409 gold coins on a new coin bag! Now I have to find some coins to carry in it.
02/11/2012 Los Adminos 04:33 Lost 23750 gold coins gambling in the local tavern. At least this time I kept my pants!
03/08/2012 Tradeburg 01:40 How did I waste 18540 gold coins in a pub with no beer?
03/28/2012 Tradeburg 07:22 Lost 8247 gold coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!
03/28/2012 Tradeburg and wayside trader (such a proud moment for such a sound financial transaction :/ ) 07:25 Contributed 4190 gold coins and received a history eraser in exchange. 07:35 Hmm… I didn’t know that my history eraser would be worth 676 coins. A decent price, I’d say.
3/28/2012 Godville 21:22: Lost 4915 gold coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!
03/29/2012 Trollbridge 04:57 Thought about helping the poor, but instead gave 7824 gold coins to the rich so they’d have more to donate.
03/29/2012 Tradeburg 06:52 Made a wise investment with 14387 gold coins in a local bank and… it’s gone.
03/30/2012 Trollbridge 08:16 I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 7674 gold coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
04/06/2012 Beerburgh 07:20 Paid 10945 gold coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. Thank god he didn’t find anything serious.
04/07/2012 Tradeburg 07:40 Threw 16501 gold coins in a wishing well and wished for more gold. Nice investment, I think.
04/11/2012 Tradeburg 05:36 Paid 7683 coins to the psychiatrist to talk over my compulsive urge of killing monsters.
04/26/2012 Beerburgh 12:03 Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 11377 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
05/06/2012 Los Adminos 08:24 Made a wise investment with 9148 gold coins in a local bank and… it’s gone.
05/08/2012 Godville 01:33 Lost 7169 coins gambling in the local tavern. At least this time I kept my pants!
05/15/2012 Tradeburg 01:32 Threw 12792 gold coins in a wishing well and wished for more gold. Nice investment, I think.
05/17/2012 Tradeburg 11:03 Had some fun at “Space Bar.” Spent 21794 gold coins.
05/19/2012 Tradeburg 05:36 Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 11934 gold coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
05/25/2012 Trollbridge 07:56 I opened up a bank account at the suggestion of a helpful guy I met on the street. I gave him 10168 coins to deposit for me, though it’s weird that he never asked my name.
05/25/2012 Los Demonos 09:27 Accidentally set the “The Rusty Goblin” on fire. Paid 8689 coins in compensation.
05/25/2012 Godville 10:50 I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 10875 coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
05/26/2012 Last Resort 06:02 Lost 9171 coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!
05/27/2012 Tradeburg 09:25 I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 16676 gold coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
05/27/2012 Godville 02:13 Paid 8707 gold coins to a psychiatrist to talk over my compulsive urge to kill monsters.
05/28/2012 Monsterdam 07:25 Lost 8367 gold coins gambling in the local tavern. At least this time I kept my pants!
05/28/2012 Trollbridge 04:30 Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 20499 gold coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
05/28/2012 Monsterdam 06:14 The food at ‘Space Bar’ was good, but a little overpriced. I was charged 12132 gold coins for my meal.
05/30/2012 Beerburgh 12:32 Lost 17609 gold coins gambling in the local tavern. At least this time I kept my pants!
06/07/2012 Godville 10:36 How did I waste 8791 coins in a pub with no beer?
06/10/2012 Tradeburg 09:34 How did I waste 13929 coins in a pub with no beer?
06/20/2012 Godville 06:31 The food at ‘The Battle Toad’ was good, but a little overpriced. I was charged 19500 gold coins for my meal.
06/20/2012 Last Resort 08:28 Gave 9082 gold coins to the local bums. They promised to get drunk in honor of the Almighty One…
06/20/2012 Trollbridge 12:12 Paid 8531 gold coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet said that Stitch will live a long and healthy life.
06/20/2012 Godville 17:36 Bit a gold coin to check that it was real. Then spent 10582 gold coins on getting my shattered teeth repaired.
06/22/2012 Tradeburg 12:14 Just spent 21862 coins on a new coin bag! Now I have to find some coins to carry in it.
06/24/2012 Deville 09:49 Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 11998 gold coins into the tavern instead.
06/30/2012 Los Demonos 11:00 Just spent 9170 coins on a new coin bag! Now I have to find some coins to carry in it.
07/07/2012 Godville 10:08 Paid 18087 gold coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Stitch’s coat now shines luxuriously and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles.
07/07/2012 Trollbridge 15:52: Protested against the trader’s recent price hike by voting with my feet. It was hard enough to grip the pen between my toes, let alone write “11016 coins is not a fair price” with it.
07/11/2012 Beerburgh 09:26 Attended a concert by the dwarf band ‘Burning Beards’. Did I really just pay 9614 coins for that?
07/12/2012 Beerburgh 07:21 Had some fun at “Boatmurdered.” Spent 10527 gold coins.
07/12/2012 Godville 08:19 Thought about helping the poor, but instead gave 28310 gold coins to the rich so they’d have more to donate.
07/26/2012 Los Demonos 11:10 The food at ‘Space Bar’ was good, but a little overpriced. I was charged 12098 gold coins for my meal.
09/01/2012 Godville 10:41 Just spent 10534 gold coins on a new coin bag! Now I have to find some coins to carry in it.
09/06/2012 Beerburgh 09:50 A friend suggested I might stand a better chance if I went to a singles’ bar rather than hanging out with the usual crowd at the tavern, so I did. Strangely, I ended up with exactly the same people and spent the usual 22165 coins.
09/14/2012 Beerburgh 02:00 Just spent 16468 gold coins on a new coin bag! Now I have to find some coins to carry in it.
09/16/2012 Godville 08:57 Had some fun at “The Rusty Goblin.” Spent 25482 coins.
09/16/2012 Beerburgh 01:30 Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 18303 gold coins.
09/17/2012 Los Adminos 05:32 Threw 14698 coins in a wishing well and wished for more gold. Nice investment, I think.
09/20/2012 Los Adminos 05:12 Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 22972 gold coins.
09/27/2012 Beerburgh 09:27 Uh-oh. Fell asleep during my prayers. Wiped the drool from my face and hastily donated 11385 coins in the hopes that the Almighty was busy plaguing some distant land.
09/27/2012 Beerburgh 22:29: Was going to throw some more money away in the tavern, but thought I’d be better off spending 25644 gold coins on beer there instead.
09/28/2012 Beerburgh 09:13 Thought about helping the poor, but instead gave 22683 gold coins to the rich so they’d have more to donate.
09/28/2012 Beerburgh 10:00 Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 34745 gold coins into the tavern instead.
10/14/2012 Beerburgh 08:14 The food at ‘Space Bar’ was good, but a little overpriced. I was charged 11713 gold coins for my meal.
11/22/2012 Godville 07:28 Restored balance to the poverty gap by donating few gold coins to a beggar. Felt proud and treated myself to 12324 coins worth of drinking at a high end pub.
12/03/2012 Godville 10:20 Lost 23654 gold coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!
12/18/2012 Godville 10:43 I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I can remember. Now I’m missing 24591 coins from my pouch. My Lord, I really should give up drinking.
12/28/2012 Godville 04:22 Bought some party supplies and beer for 30036 coins. Now I’m prepared for further questing, Great One.
01/01/2013 Godville 01:34 Yelled “I know your filthy secret” into the night. Paid 29308 gold coins as a compensation for waking half the city.
01/08/2013 Godville 08:46 I left the hospital and noticed I was 36536 coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.
01/09/2013 Godville 09:04 Paid 15267 coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Pilot’s coat now shines luxuriously and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles.
01/27/2013 Godville 12:14 Had some fun at “The Battle Toad.” Spent 56124 coins.
01/28/2013 Godville 04:31 Paid a guru 39504 gold coins to help me overcome my compulsive urge to waste money.
01/30/2013 Godville 05:32 Thinking of my retirement, I was very frugal all day. Being so proud of myself, I celebrated by buying everyone drinks for 39283 coins.
01/31/2012 Godville 02:03 A friend suggested I might stand a better chance if I went to a singles’ bar rather than hanging out with the usual crowd at the tavern, so I did. Strangely, I ended up with exactly the same people and spent the usual 21119 gold coins.