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Wee Wullie Bigfeets 4

level 116

☥일✹✪❀☾♡Waily waily waily!

Age 10 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild Hug Central
(huggernaut)
Monsters Killed about 671 thousand
Death Count 247
Wins / Losses 45 / 54
Temple Completed at 01/18/2015
Ark Completed at 11/04/2016 (438.0%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/18/2019
Words in Book 92.6%
Savings 22M, 147k (73.8%)
Pet Blind gorgon Petra 26th level
Boss Cementalist with 80% of power

Equipment

Weapon ridiculously large sword +126
Shield communication barrier +126
Head situational blinders +127
Body tattle tail +126
Arms oktoberfists +126
Legs moral support socks +126
Talisman silver lining +126

Skills

  • intimate tickling level 132
  • forced generosity level 131
  • clinical strike level 125
  • Cheshire smile level 116
  • thumb blowing level 114
  • dragon pout level 113
  • self-cloning level 112
  • rays of love level 108
  • quantum fireball level 104
  • pseudopod attack level 104

Pantheons

Gratitude9888
Might2383
Templehood11088
Storytelling186
Survival3290
Unity14
Popularity20
Duelery104
Adventure22

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Sasha & Pasha were among the first baby-oh-baby buga-buga bunnies created by Susan Sto Helit of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Azzageddi realized all these bunny-eared people needed jobs, so he sent S&P to bartender school so he wouldn’t have to mix his own drinks. Sasha, who is somehow Scottish, is an expert on beer and whisky, which Pasha, who is somehow from Texas, is perhaps the greatest maker of cocktails in Godville. They are a deeply committed couple, but have a tendency to develop crushes on other characters from time to time. (Possessiveness doesn’t seem to have been included when they were created, so they generally observe each other’s romances with amusement.)

Sasha has a strong tendency to “play dumb,” but as Pasha will point out, it’s Sasha who keeps their business humming along, balancing the books and so on. Pasha is physically the strongest of the bunnies, and acquired a rapier/dagger set which she usually wears now; though she is quite skilled with it, she has not yet ever had to use it to hurt anyone and she hopes she never will. Pasha loves to read detective novels, and wears reading glasses while doing so. Sasha finds the reading glasses adorable.

They became a goddess (or rather two halves of a demigoddess, sort of) when their now-hero Wee Wullie brought them a powerful gem that changed them. So far they have been rather cautious in using their powers, mainly healing, giving hugs and kisses that have a little “oomph” of godpower behind them, and serving drinks that also grant health and lessen the effects of hangovers. Now that Wullie has turned their bar at AMCW into their temple, though, they have gained the power of miracles, which they are trying to channel into ways that subtly increase love and peace throughout Godville.

Wullie’s motto is “☥일✹✪❀☾♡Waily waily waily!” All the symbols at the beginning are those of the guilds that Sasha & Pasha have been a part of. They were born in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, then went on a Tour of the Guilds, joining Sowing Sun, Hidden Shadows, Godville’s Regiment, Tinkerbelle’s Entourage, Harvest Moon, and finally Hug Central, which they decided was home, and their wandering ceased. However, the AMCW is still home, and their temple/bar magically exists in both guild headquarters at the same time. (Which makes it convenient for members of the two guilds to visit each other or take a shortcut across town. Fortunately the two guilds are friends.)

The “Waily waily waily” is the cry of an upset Feegle. Wullie is a Nac Mac Feegle, and at five inches he’s actually a rather small one, which is why his full name is Wee Wullie Bigfeets. Feegles are incredibly brave about actual danger, but they seem to be terribly put out at being disapproved of by someone from whom they desire approval, so when Pasha or (especially) Sasha looks disappointed in Wullie, or even more crosses her arms, or worst of all starts tapping her foot impatiently, Wullie is apt to burst out with “Waily waily waily!”

He would far rather take on a full-grown double dragon than see a disappointed look on Sasha’s face.

RULES OF THE BUNNY BAR:
1. If you make a mess, you clean it up.
2. No fighting in the bar!
3. This is a place for everyone to enjoy. However, if your enjoyment requires making others unhappy, take it somewhere else.