13:14: The Leeroy Jenkins was bumped off, but before he died he squeaked ‘At least I have chicken…’. Stuffed 2 coins in my pockets before backing away slowly.
23:13: Success! The vicious Energizer Bunny is defeated! Tonight I will regale the townsfolk with tales of my heroic conquest, and they shall reward me with many pints of ale!
11:29: 'To be or not to be' is a silly question. I get 'to be' by making everything else 'not... to be'. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Almighty, just ignore this entry.