Heroine

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Rubye

level 75

Bottom's up!

Age 9 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 199 thousand
Death Count 152
Wins / Losses 8 / 3
Temple Completed at 06/06/2016
Ark Completed at 11/12/2018 (122.6%)
Twos of Every Kind 37m, 46f (3.7%)
Savings 4M, 721k (15.7%)
Pet Grounded hog Tigger

Equipment

Weapon mace of spades +83
Shield smug self-righteous attitude +84
Head impure thoughts +84
Body abs of steel +83
Arms gadget arms +85
Legs laughing stockings +85
Talisman green thumb +84

Skills

  • acid tears level 51
  • sunstroke level 49
  • golden vein level 48
  • tooth sampling level 47
  • tin throat level 46
  • explosive character level 46
  • somersault squatting level 44
  • electro-broom level 43
  • win on points level 37
  • mating contact level 27

Pantheons

Might15879
Templehood17793

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

07:13 The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
07:26 Rubye performed a three-hit combo in only two moves. Wow, she’s good!
06:04 Attended group therapy with the voices in my head. They all agreed I was disruptive and asked me to leave the group.
03:18 The store had a lot of good stuff that I could afford, but I decided to save my money for a night of heavy drinking instead.
01:58 Tried to write this diary entry with a broken pencil. It was pointless.
12:30 After selling off my loot I shouted “Spring has sprung!” and heroically marched towards the local tavern.
04:09 Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
08:25 Stumbled across my old stomping ground. I stomped on it for old times’ sake.
12:15 Tried living on the edge. Fell off. Ouch.
11:21 Just felt a chill run down my spine. Either I’ve just walked over one of my old graves or my ice cream’s melted in my backpack again.
03.05.16 15:55 An old mage asked me to create holy water by boiling the hell out of it. Well, that shouldn’t be too hard.
09:44 Yup, the hell’s all out. Just heaven left in it now. Still burnt my tongue when I tried to drink it though, which was not very heavenly.
My quest to create holy water by boiling the hell out of it was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
11:33 I yelled “Bottom’s Up!” on the mountaintops, but the echos came back as “Shout your motto from the rooftops, girl.”
07:03 Fell down a hill. Hit the ground repeatedly as I flipped over and over again all the way to the bottom. That’s how I roll.
07:13 Every time I cross the road, I get this weird feeling that a chicken is watching me.
05:27 While the Lucifurby was updating its Monsterbook status to ‘Killing Rubye’, I quickly slipped away.
09:31 Mystery! Excitement! Adventure! Action! Thrills! That and much more, when you tune in to the Rubye and Pilot show!
09:23 Words of wisdom: Never scratch your nose while holding a weapon.
05:15 Painted a bright yellow smiley face on a milestone. Look, Soul Supreme, a smilestone!
08:33 Paid 706 gold coins and registered ’Bottom’s Up!’ in the Bumchester Registry of Mottos.
07:52 Walked up to a nearby Unknown Artist and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: “Bottom’s Up!”. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.
09:42 ‘I am Rubye, Bottom’s Up! Raaaaaaaargh!’ Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive?
01:50 Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside.
02:18 Just found 118 coins on one of my old corpses! Sweet!
02:04 I hear that beer stocks are up. Time to invest.
04:00 I think the thing I miss most about living is the breathing… Actually, no. I can live without breathing. I miss drinking way more.
07:54 I finally managed to stick to a diet. It’s easy to eat nothing once you’re dead.
08:30 Sometimes I’m the windshield, and sometimes I’m the bug.
05:51 Money makes the world go round? Well, beer makes it spin round twice as fast… To the tavern!
05:57 Work hard, pray hard. I’d better manage at least one of those, so that I don’t die hard.
07:07 Tried to confess my sins, but it seems I’ve lost count. Strangely proud of that.
05.03.16 00:41 Alright, I’m now level 50! Decided to use my 4 new points on increasing my health.
20:39 I tried pig tipping. That sow I roll.
20:05 Licked my wounds clean. Got drunk.
09:02 Defeated the Clambassador and relieved it of a bottle of USB port and 13 coins. Buried its corpse in a nearby vegetable patch. May it rest in peas.
20:02 I told my psychiatrist that I’ve been hearing voices. He said that I didn’t have a psychiatrist.
19:52 This doctor’s accreditation looks like it was done in crayon, but he’s the only one around here that uses beer as an anesthetic.
10:07 Painted a bright yellow smiley face on a milestone. Look, my Goddess, a smilestone!
11:41 The greatest tragedy in my death is the senseless waste of the alcohol in my bloodstream.
05:30 Sometimes “live and learn” is just one task too many.
13:16 Got a V.I.P./R.I.P. card from Death. It reads: “Since you already know your way around, make yourself comfortable”.
13:33 Note to self: noted.
04:39 The surgeon replaced my injured colon with a new semicolon. He warned that my bathroom routine may become a little punctuated.
04:44 I am once again back in the hospital for my Narcissism treatment. I always seem to check myself out.
00:53 Who’s to say I have a screw loose? Maybe everyone else’s screws are too tight.
03:46 Found a yellow submarine at the seashore yesterday, but it was infested with beetles so I let it be.
09:33 Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
09:19 I am once again back in the hospital for my Narcissism treatment. I always seem to check myself out.
10:22 Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “Squirtle Squad”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Mighty One?
10:24 I woke from a nightmare in which I joined the “Raven Tail” guild against my will. That was terrifying.
01:15 I wonder how I can still be so thirsty after all that beer I drank last night…
14:34 The doctor insisted that I’d be better at fighting monsters if I weren’t drunk all the time. Like any sober person would wander around the wilderness fighting monsters all the time.
14:05 Got scared out of my wits. Good thing I brought an extra pair!
09:27 My Goddess, here is my rib and a wish: craft me a boyfriend, please!
13:49 Something wicked that way went…
07:46 Judging by Pilot’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Pilot! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
01:32 I was just about to defeat the Grounded Hog when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Tigger. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
05:50 I take life with a grain of salt… a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
01:38 Wow, this is our dear Predatortoise! Expressed my deepest gratitude to our guild’s totem beast and was rewarded with an aura of totemism.
08:53 The mayor of Deville suddenly started choking during a public ceremony. I leapt from the crowd, yelled out ‘Not on ’Squirtle Squad’s watch!’ and performed the Heimlich maneuver until the mayor coughed up a leprechaun and started to breathe again. They’ll remember our guild around here, that’s for sure.
04:40 My doctor asked me if I drink to excess. I told him I’d drink to anything.
02:28 Tigger roared loudly and charged at the Crypto-Knight, but stumbled and fell. Yes, that’s definitely my grounded hog.
02:32 Caught Tigger mocking me behind my back today by pretending to write in a diary while making a stupid face. Oh, my Lady, must I be ridiculed by my own grounded hog too?!
02:34 Tigger sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You’re so worthless, grounded hog.
13:38 The town doctor told me that I was emotionally unstable. I angrily punched him in the face, then huddled into a ball on the ground and cried in sorrow.
13:55 I found that I never need to look for trouble. It always seems to know exactly where I am.
00:37 It’s obvious, I need to join the ‘Squirtle Squad’ guild! Strange that I didn’t think about it before…
14.09.18 22:41 Either Tigger has suddenly gotten bigger or I’m shrinking. Re07:06 The healer said a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, but I’ve found a bottleful of beer works much better.gardless, I’m going to have to start showing him a little more respect.