08:29: Every time I tell Bess about my heroic deeds, he seems to work on his “unbearable boredom” skill. I wonder why? (:
11:23: Notes from the battlefield: The Lord Jesus was defeated. Dizasterz added 9597 gold coins to his treasury. Dizasterz now has a kinetic energy bar, a can of spinach, an essence of awesomeness and a lock of The Lord Jesus’ hair at his disposal.Hero
Dizasterz 庙舟畜
level 98
winter is coming
| Age | 12 years 6 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 349 thousand |
| Death Count | 136 |
| Wins / Losses | 48 / 48 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/16/2012 |
| Ark Completed at | 08/14/2020 (173.9%) |
| Twos of Every Kind | 353m, 365f (35.3%) | Savings | 10M, 739k (35.8%) |
| Pet | Gummy wyrm Tigger 16th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | Pachelbel's cannon | +108 |
| Shield | lucky blanket | +107 |
| Head | emergency contact lenses | +108 |
| Body | spine tingler | +107 |
| Arms | warm embracelets | +107 |
| Legs | rocket skates | +108 |
| Talisman | third-time charm | +108 |
Skills
- fanned fingers level 91
- clinical strike level 85
- slap of the whale level 83
- effect of the groundhog level 81
- contagious yawning level 80
- spontaneous combustion level 77
- electro-broom level 77
- homesickness level 63
- bloody itch level 59
- fake smile level 46
Pantheons
| Might | 6373 |
| Templehood | 3611 |
Achievements
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Careerist, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Savior, 2nd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank