03:27 PM I’ve grown slightly bigger as I hit level 59. More of me to love, Gentle One!
march 10 02:40 PM Soul Supreme, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard a choir singing a song with the words “Yesterday, when it was tomorrow, there was too much day” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!
march 10 12:41 PM Rain clouds materialized, forming the words “Yesterday, when it was tomorrow, there was too much day”, and erupted into a downpour which completely drenched me. Next time, say it, don’t spray it, Almighty.
2019 January 2019 8:53 PM Sooba was staring wide-eyed just above my head, so I looked up to see the words “LEVEL UP” in neon yellow floating above me. Looks like I’m level 55 now!2019 January 18 12:09 PM_ Got a free meal in the tavern, free access to the bar and a birthday cake. Happy birthday to me!
2018 October 21 12:57 PM Saw a sign reading “The Vilebloods guild rules!” Amended it by adding “Rule 1: Don’t join this guild. Rule 2: If you’re in this guild, leave immediately. Rule 3: Join Legion of the Dead instead”. Tee hee!
2018 October 14 hunter 2nd
2018 October 14 shipwright 3rd
2018 October 13 03:44 AM I spent 6857 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Sooba!
2018 October 12 09:19 PM The Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sooba suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sooba was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
03:45 PM My bipolar bear spun himself a cocoon, then instantly emerged from it looking slightly bigger. Stop showing off, Sooba!
2018 October 07 02:39 PM Hooray! I’ve reached level 46!
2018 October 06 11:58 AM Heard that the devil is in the details. Glad my plans never have any.
2018 October 1 04:25 PM Sooba glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level.
2018 September 27 Ideabox News
- Sand Devil: leader in innovative ideas since… yesterday.
2018 September 27 12:29 AM Hooray! I just aged another level: 45! So Luminous One, where is my birthday present?
2018 September 17 07:31 AM Upon reaching your temple, my Lord, I encountered a group of parishioners so thick I couldn’t get in, but Sooba soon sent them fleeing in terror. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with this blue brick they left on the altar?
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
2018 September 17 06:00 AM As the air crackled with energy, my purse jerked and lightened. Sooba coughed and abruptly yakked up an enormous hairball. Gleaming through the grey mess was a perfect golden brick! Sooba belched contentedly and sat down to groom himself.
2018 September 15 05:55 AM Wow, I am level 44 now!
2018 September 14 Ideabox News
- Having lost his limbo stick, Sand Devil is making the most of his imagination.
2018 September 14 02:00 PM Sooba jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that.
2018 September 07 08:58 PM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Sooba began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Great One, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
2018 September 04 08:05 PM Almighty, I just became aware that your saying, “The Dark Side lies! There are no cookies.”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
2018 September 03 02:08 PM By the power of Godville, I have the power! Level 43 is mine, Almighty.
2018 September 02 09:26 PM A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Sooba, instantly bringing my beloved bipolar bear back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 4621 coins anyway. Oh Sooba, how I’ve missed you!
2018 August 31 04:01 PM The Quackamole raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sooba suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sooba was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
2018 August 30 08:21 PM Flipped through the Godville Times. Apparently the new phrase of the week is “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now send me GP!”, Omnipotent One!
2018 August 6 08:16 PM A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!.” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Most Righteous One!
2018 August 3 03:05 PM Saw a paper with the headline, “Don’t ever give me up. Don’t ever let me down.”, Luminous One! You’re front page news!
Bella Rebe — 40th-level adventurer, member of the Legion of the Dead guild, with the motto “The devil in the details.”, stands at the 182nd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Sand Devil . The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.
2018 July 28 01:27 PM Omnipotent One, I just became aware that your saying, “Happy 3000 days and anniversary to Godville and happy celebrations to all!”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
2018 July 28 06:39 AM After such a glorious battle with the Bipolar Bear I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Sooba, let’s go questing!
2018 June 16 08:35 AM Found someone who allowed me to join Legion of the Dead . Hi, fellows!
2018 June 13 The Dark Unicorns – Cardinal