Hero

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Mike Nicolson

level 54

Glory is what I seek!

Age 9 years 5 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 80 thousand
Death Count 67
Wins / Losses 3 / 4
Temple Completed at 01/17/2016
Wood for Ark 11.9%
Savings 408 thousand (1.4%)
Pet Double dragon Oy 8th level

Equipment

Weapon nerf cannon +62
Shield shield of dreams +63
Head horns of a dilemma +64
Body beach towel of doom +64
Arms Kevlar opera gloves +64
Legs boots of riverdancing +63
Talisman medal of horror +65

Skills

  • navel clamp level 34
  • foot massage level 26
  • powerful sneeze level 25
  • disarming smile level 24
  • opacity control level 23
  • acid tears level 22
  • peace enforcement level 21
  • rail-bending level 18
  • brainstorm level 17
  • sticky fingers level 13

Pantheons

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Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

About how it all began I am not too sure. Some people keep muttering it is thanks to alcohol my memory resembles Swiss cheese … with a few more holes. What I remember is the images of my wonderful goddes floating down to me and my hangover disappearing. Must have been somewhat like this. A lot has happend to this humble hero (me!) since then. Foes have been slain and beers have been drunk. Up until now I gifted 10 lives to my lovely goddess (I think she knows what I’m writing…if that’s not the case – she really needs a lot of attention to say it positively) and I am of course eager to die many times more for her (well, as I am always resurrected I don’t have a choice).

A day ago I finally met my SO Scratchy (no homo). My head now rests on a comfy pillow which has already bitten half of my left ear off but as my goddess keeps on curing my liver and teeth I am optimistic an ear or two won’t be a problem.

It’s been a while since I last updated my chronicles. Scratchy accompanied my journey for about three blissful months. My life was saved multiple times by him, for what I am very grateful. Sadly, our paths now parted and I hope he will find happiness. Scratchy, you will always have a place in my heart!

Some time has gone by and mind has settled. Occasional thoughts of Scratchy make me a little nostalgical but I am ready for a new companion.

While questing, an opponent crossed my path(being a hero sure is risky). The prancing pony was mocking me so much it almost choked on its own salvia. To show dominance I made Tigger my pet! Serves you right, ha!