My name is Telidor, and this is my story…
A time not long ago I was no more than a wandering peasant, a drunk, and a bar fighter, but then I heard the voice echo from the heavens, and my God told him his name. Now I fight and adventure to bring honor and glory to myself and to my God, Lord Runeberg!
04:38 PM Finally arrived at Tradeburg. Might want to buy myself a souvenir here. And so I shall!
After a good deal of barter and good trade, I have gained enough.. my next choice will undoubtedly be to spend it foolishly. Runeberg would ask for nothing else, loving a good laugh as he does. Most of the time at my expense.. But he knows well and is just! Do I hear giggling?
04:56 PM Bought a golden brick for my god’s temple. It truly was difficult to make that much money. I swear I must have been taken over by the powers of my God… Lord, please don’t violate me again…
10:28 PM A wandering stranger told me that everyone has the right to be stupid. I have a feeling that the Almighty thinks I abuse the privilege. For I have heard angry grumbling from the Sky and have felt the hand of The Great One… slapping the hell out of me.
12:36 AM Notes from the arena: Kunigundbert is unconscious. Telidor successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 2333 gold coins and a golden brick.