“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove any doubt.”
5/5/2011 Arrived in Godville to do the bidding of my god.
6/21/2011 Adopted a pet rock.
6/30/2011 Pet rock died after I forgot to feed it.
8/5/2011 Created the Mandalorian guild under the guidance of my god. Became its first official member.
9/6/2012 As I was about to defeat the Double Dragon, I decided to spare its life. Now it’s following me wherever I go! Oh well, maybe his immense size will help me in battle. I shall make him my pet and name him Felix.
10/3/2012 4:08am Collected my 1,000 gold brick. Need to complete quest before returning to town to finish my temple.
10/3/2012 4:11am Epic Quest completed! Returning to town to finish temple.
10/3/2012 4:50am After mindlessly wandering around town, I wisely decided to complete the temple before my God became impatient and tormented me with more lightning bolts. The temple is now completed!