Kendal WellEndowed has been called by many a ‘jack of all trades’ who has an innate ability to blunder his way through life by the grace of his God. Kendall, however, does not enjoy being referred to as a ‘jack of all trades’ because, again, his name is Kendal.
Orphaned by his parents when he was 28 (they kicked him out of the house and locked the door behind him), Kendal mustered up all of his courage and decided to face the world on his own. Since his courage was severely lacking, Kendal only made it to the fence before running back to his parents house, sobbing and knocking on the door, begging to be let back in. Three days passed before Kendal finally got the point – his father stuck him with a cattle prod and carried him to the middle of the forest while Kendal was unconscious. Upon waking, Kendal found himself lost and alone in a forest he didn’t recognize. Three more days of sobbing ensued.
Having pity on the poor soul, RogueGhost made himself known to Kendal as a god who would protect him, guide him, and show him the wonders of the world. Kendal misinterpreted this gesture as a sign of invincibility and promptly attempted to fly off the nearest cliff. RogueGhost resurrected our hero and explained that, while having the power of a god behind him was indeed a great and powerful thing, this did not in fact prevent stupidity from causing painful results. Kendal took these words to heart, promised to listen, and went out into the world to begin sharing what he had learned about this new and mysterious god. Several more resurrections occurred within the next few minutes for although our great hero was focused and determined, he also suffered from short-term memory loss due to falling from the cliff. Gods may be powerful, but ignorance is bliss. RogueGhost assisted Kendal even further by blessing him with a special diary that would chronicle our heros fortune, or misfortune. Unfortunately for Kendal, the diary replicated the mental ability of the person holding it and would only show ten entries at a time – but RogueGhost hoped that this special tool would prove to be beneficial for the newly inspired hero.
Once Kendal showed the depth of his ineptitude by attempting to use his new diary as a weapon – it turns out that a Parabull does not find it amusing when struck by a divine diary – RogueGhost again resurrected our hero and provided him with his very own weapon! A Nerf Battleaxe!
Kendal swung the weapon high into the air in celebration, and promptly forgot to catch it on the way down.
Another resurrection occurred, and RogueGhost decided it would be best to keep a very close watch on our humorous hero.
Together, they would change the world! Or, at least mildly affect it….