Hero

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Tree Squirrels

level 82

I can't even

Age 6 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 266 thousand
Death Count 147
Wins / Losses 6 / 7
Temple Completed at 04/11/2016
Ark Completed at 11/24/2017 (178.7%)
Twos of Every Kind 378m, 353f (35.3%)
Savings 7M, 651k (25.5%)
Pet Philosoraptor Timon 22nd level

Equipment

Weapon colossal blunderbuss +92
Shield self-portrait +91
Head lion's mane +91
Body vacuum pack +93
Arms spiral galaxy arm +91
Legs bossypants +92
Talisman antimatter horn +92

Skills

  • eye scream level 87
  • seasickness level 77
  • drunken rampage level 66
  • shiny heels level 61
  • poisoned kiss level 57
  • spoon-bending level 50
  • glance of Kaa level 47
  • opacity control level 45
  • mountain moving level 42
  • epitaph writing level 35

Pantheons

Might8586
Templehood15904

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

~Mewtwo

01:16 PM Judging by Behemoth’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Behemoth! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
Rest in peace, my Sun Dog

07:16 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Trojan Horse, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Baloo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

12:12 I was just about to defeat the Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Rex. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.

04:52 I was just about to defeat the Double Dragon when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Sven. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.

12:02 AM I was just about to defeat the Double Dragon when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Fido. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.

02:14 AM After such a glorious battle with the Hyper Lynx I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Chewy, let’s go questing!