12:52 AM A beam of light fell and struck a frog that was sitting next to me. It suddenly transformed into a man who claimed to be a Ligerian Prince who had been cursed. He gave me 128 gold coins and said that he was off to repay all those he had scammed.
Hey, this is our Monty Python! Sacrificed a root of all goodness to our totem beast and was granted the protection of an aura of totemism.
Two roads ████████ in a yellow wood, and I chose the one with the of candy. unicorn pranced into the battlefield and gently touched Rip Riley with its horn, instantly healing his wounds. A beautiful blessing from Reepha!
With a sudden shriek, a crazy doctor jumped out from the bushes, stitched up my wounds, and disappeared in a puff of smoke. The trader told me that no hero should own something as powerful as my root of all evil, and gave me 265 gold coins to destroy it.
Buried the Arctic Monkey under a load of paperwork and made a timely escape.
Repeatedly chanted “Reefers be reefin’” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon an Angel of Debt. To battle!
Notes from the arena: Rubyflame is on her knees. Rip Riley salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 329 gold coins and a golden brick. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.