Heroine

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Fribee

level 49

Mostly Harmless... 🍺

Age 11 months 1 day
Personality virtuous
Guild BYOB
(matriarch)
Monsters Killed about 59 thousand
Death Count 34
Wins / Losses 1 / 1
Temple Completed at 03/12/2018
Wood for Ark 15.9%
Savings 701 thousand (2.3%)

Equipment

Weapon mace of amnesia +56
Shield 128-bit encryption +62
Head Odin's beard +60
Body pig wings +58
Arms endor-fins +59
Legs sandals of time +59
Talisman cheat sheet +62

Skills

  • instant hairloss level 22
  • eye scream level 22
  • strike of the rabbit level 20
  • flying bird level 20
  • thumb beating level 20
  • quantum leap level 20
  • bad breath level 20
  • inept singing level 19
  • pocket hypnotoad level 16
  • fake smile level 15

Pantheons

Templehood26267
Storytelling32
Mastery7225
Survival3722
Savings6780
Creation773
Arkeology6885
Unity72
Popularity211
Duelery376
Adventure210

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Early on in my infancy, I would never listen to my Higher Power, and I would waste ALL my money at the bar, instead of purchasing a really good weapon, I would pick up a Broken Stick and use that. Funny thing is, I would actually pay the Trader’s for that Broken Stick. I actually walked around for a few days with a Traffic Cone on my head, using it as a form of armor.

I also received a quest, “Learn to Quit Drinking”, and I managed to nocompleyte this quest, the entire time I was DRUNK! I even had to pay 1885 Gold Coins for my booze bill and all the damage that I somehow managed to do to the bar. Don’t ask me, I blacked out!! At least I didn’t wake up sleeping with a donkey or some other crazy monster!

At times I feel like I am in a cartoon and that wascally wabbit Bugs Bunny will pop out of a hole and say, “He should of made a left turn at Albuquerque!!”

Through out my travels I have learned that the town merchants are either monsters in disguise or are part of the Monsters R Merchants Syndicate, so be careful. That is how monsters get their loot. Bribe when necessary!

I also found out that My Lord and Savior is a Peeping Tom (God) ever since they got this special ability called, “Third Eye

I got so confused I didn’t know what to spend my gold coins on anymore! Booze, Gold Bricks, Skill Books, Praying, Equipment, or more Booze? Booze it is!!

I found out that the moon is made out of; Out of this World Cheese and tasted so great, that is why there is only a little bit left. That is okay, because the moon will soon disappear for a day, and start regenerating itself. It is a Self-Regenerating Out of this World Cheesy Moon!

Maybe next someone will ask for my bank account number because a long lost relative died and they will send their Gold Coins directly into my bank after I have to send them Gold Coins to pay for the lawyer fee’s! Damn scams!

Ahhhhhh! My BYOB Guild Card, much better than American Express or Visa card! I get free equipment!!

I wish I could learn how to repair my own equipment, or have it repaired while I am at the bar!!

I had to fight a Sun Dog, and after I beat him up, I looked into his eyes and realized, he was going to be my traveling companion and I’ll name him Boo!! My first pet ever! I am so excited!!

Do you know something? I think I am getting worse instead of better at being a Heroine.. Am I somehow losing experience points instead of gaining them? Did Boo steal some of my experience points? Why do I keep dying?!!?

In a drunken stupor someone tried to get me to abandon my current guild and join a new guild! Damn haters! I was lucky my Lord and Savior was sober and pointed this out to me! Thank you for the quick thinking My Lord, because I would of had to start the Careerist Achievement all over, and would of lost my friends!

For some odd reason I had to empty a lake with a spoon and while doing that I came across a carnivorous plant that emits a scent of beer! I saw many hero’s and heroines entrapped by this new plant that I will call beeranium! All they need now is a traveling Beertown, that would be LIT most Omnipotent One!

While traveling, a Undead Pixie granted me a honorary comrade of the Common Monsters’ Revolution!!

I spent all my money on Gold Bricks, equipment, skill upgrades, weapon warranty’s, and other stuff I didn’t need. Because of this, I have lost my first pet Boo. Sorry Boo, I couldn’t curb my spending to have you recovered by the priests! I am so sorry! I even Paid 1135 Gold Coins to attend a seminar on money-saving techniques.

R.I.P. Boo (Day 91) An excellent Sun Dog (Level 14), my first pet. Boo will be missed!

On Day 99, I found my second pet, a Dust Bunny I called Sven!

I got a notarized document stating I died fewer times then I thought from a black briefcase! I wonder what would happen if I find more of those documents than I have died? Do I become Immortal, Undead, or Unborn?? Hmm… I am going to have to experiment with that. I MUST FIND MORE NOTARIZED DOCUMENTS!!! Help me, my Lord!

I have learned to stop wasting my God Power on opening deus ex machina, three times in a row I lost a Gold Brick!! The old rule; Three strikes and your out, applies now!

On Day 230, I completed my temple! Now I have to build an Ark??

On Day 237, I received the Animalist 2nd Rank award.

On Day 328, while I went on a shopping spree and used up all my money on junk items, I let my favorite Level 24 pet, Sven go. He got knocked out and I couldn’t curb my wasteless spending. Thanks Great Random!!

My last 10 Boss Fights!

  1. Dejasidra and I dug up an Heromnivore Chronicle on 10/05/2017 @ 10:11
  2. November Charlie, Gilgaareth, and I dug up a Moleosaurus Chronicle on 10/25/2017 @ 10:16
  3. My battle with Archnemesis Chronicle on 11/28/2017 @ 10:08
  4. Devastation of a Beerkat Chronicle on 12/05/2017 @ 23:11
  5. My battle with Zodiyak Chronicle on 12/22/2017 @ 03:13
  6. My melting of The Snowman Chronicle on 12/27/2017 @ 20:58
  7. My melting of The Snowman Chronicle #2 on 12/28/2017 @ 12:10
  8. Pai Ayam and I dug up a Censorcerer Chronicle on 01/19/2018 @ 06:35
  9. My destruction of Archnemesis Chronicle on 03/15/2018 @ 05:14
  10. My mutilation of Placeboss Chronicle on 04/10/2018 @ 06:07

On Day 328, I died for the 33rd time! The Great Random really must hate my guts!! :(

On Day ???, ??? got knocked out and was healed by the priests on Day ???!

Here are the last few snippets from my Diary, and my Thoughts.
I Hope you enjoy!
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Day 236 (7 months 26 days):

Godville Miracle:

09:00 AM Helped the citizens of Godville recycle the thousands of pink-feather-boa-clad, guild-leader statues that mysteriously showed up. My guild is going to gain more influence here.

Day 237 (7 months 27 days):

I reached Level 44, my Lord!

12:48 AM By the power of Godville, I have the power! Level 44 is mine, my Lord.

Level 20, Sven? Congrats!!

05:15 AM Suddenly, Sven began to spin in a circle at really high speed. When it finally stopped, I noticed that my pet had leveled up and was also wearing a super-dust bunny costume.

I received my Animalist 2nd rank!

Day 238 (7 months 28 days):

Bumchester Miracle:

01:49 PM The local tavern owner suddenly proclaimed ‘Free beer on behalf of the “BYOB” guild!’ Looks like my guild is getting great recognition in this town.

Day 239 (7 months 29 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

0:30 AM Shouted, “I am Fribee, member of the “BYOB” guild. This drought is over!” just as rain started to pour from the sky. Yep, the townsfolk won’t forget this anytime soon.

Godville influence:

07:23 AM I was trying to spread the word at Godville’s main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “BYOB” guild for a long time.

Day 242 (8 months 2 days):

Los Demonos Miracle:

08:41 AM As I entered the town square, a flash mob appeared and sang a rousing rendition of the “BYOB” theme song, along with elaborate choreography, then faded away into the cheering crowd.

Herowin Miracle:

08:13 AM Sven suddenly rushed in front of a runaway cart to rescue a child. I explained to the amazed onlookers that this was standard dust bunny training by the BYOB guild. They will be talking about this for some time.

Day 246 (8 months 6 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

10:06 AM A priest suddenly realized that the sacred inscription on the ancient monolith in the town square was actually an anagram of “BYOB”!

Herowin Miracle:

01:25 PM A spotlight alerted me to a lowly tramp trying to steal from a shop, so I arrested him in the name of “BYOB”. The shop owner praised my guild in front of the whole town. Thanks for the tip-off, my Lord.

Day 247 (8 months 7 days):

Bumchester Miracle:

09:57 AM Shouted, “I am Fribee, member of the “BYOB” guild. This drought is over!” just as rain started to pour from the sky. Yep, the townsfolk won’t forget this anytime soon.

Day 248 (8 months 8 days):

Dead again! This sucks!

03:58 PM Couldn’t stand having to fight both fate and the Quaker Guy.

Thanks my Lord and Savior!

03:59 PM Oh Luminous One, if you made me immortal, this resurrection business would be way more convenient for you.

Day 249 (8 months 9 days):

Deville influence:

02:15 PM The flagpole bearing the “BYOB” flag grew dramatically in height, channeling a storm of thunderbolts, destined for the townsfolk, safely into the ground.

Day 252 (8 months 12 days):

Level 45!!

10:34 AM By the power of Godville, I have the power! Level 45 is mine, Soul Supreme.

Godville Miracle:

11:01 AM A spotlight alerted me to a lowly tramp trying to steal from a shop, so I arrested him in the name of “BYOB”. The shop owner praised my guild in front of the whole town. Thanks for the tip-off, Most Righteous One.

Day 253 (8 months 13 days):

Tradeburg Miracle:

12:48 PM Helped the citizens of Tradeburg recycle the thousands of pink-feather-boa-clad, guild-leader statues that mysteriously showed up.

Day 254 (8 months 14 days):

Sven! Level 21!!!

05:49 AM Sven was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!

Day 255 (8 months 15 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

10:39 AM Voices erupted in the Last Resort town square. When I went over, I saw the fountain flowing with beer and a pile of mugs with “BYOB” written on the side. Everyone likes us now!

Beerburgh Miracle:

01:20 PM Donated sunglasses to the residents of Beerburgh in an attempt to solve the recent eyestrain epidemic caused by a spate of luminous haloes.

Day 256 (8 months 16 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

03:19 AM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Last Resort. My Lord, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity to declare it a sacred symbol of the “BYOB” guild.

Day 257 (8 months 17 days):

Bumchester Miracle:

03:11 PM “BYOB” signs appeared on all the walls and buildings in town in glowing paint. This will show the other guilds that Bumchester is our territory now, at least until they paint it over again.

Day 258 (8 months 18 days):

Herowin Miracle:

09:39 AM With one careless gesture and the name of the Almighty I healed all the beggars and fools begging in front of the temple. I can still hear the curses and complaints that now they have to work for a living on my way back.

Boss Fight!:

06:07 AM Notes from the battlefield: A disturbed Hulking Overhearing Placeboss roars menacingly and rushes to the hero.

My mutilation of Placeboss Chronicle on 04/10/2018 @ 06:07:

06:15 AM Notes from the battlefield: The Placeboss was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot.

Day 259 (8 months 19 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

11:45 AM Donated sunglasses to the residents of Last Resort in an attempt to solve the recent eyestrain epidemic caused by a spate of luminous haloes.

Godville Miracle:

07:07 AM A beautiful rainbow suddenly appeared in the sky, sparking rumors that this was your handiwork, Soul Supreme!

Day 260 (8 months 20 days):

Los Demonos Miracle:

11:45 AM Suddenly felt extremely drowsy and fell asleep. Woke up to find my equipment patched up and a note at my feet that read, “Fixed by Emergency Dwarf Squad, as per the orders of this heroine’s god.” This is so bizarre!

Day 261 (8 months 21 days):

Godville Miracle:

11:58 AM Helped the citizens of Godville recycle the thousands of pink-feather-boa-clad, guild-leader statues that mysteriously showed up. My guild is going to gain more influence here.

Anville Miracle:

04:01 AM I was singing the “BYOB” anthem in the town square when three angels swooped down and provided a catchy accompaniment. That tune is really stuck in everyone’s head now.

Day 262 (8 months 22 days):

Anville Miracle:

08:42 AM A group of fans from a rival guild were in Anville spreading the word about their “Celestial Order” guild, when suddenly their pants burst into flames. They ran off screaming and I smoothly took over, assuring the townspeople about BYOB’s non-combustible attire.

Day 263 (8 months 23 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

09:13 AM Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Luminous One!

Tradeburg Miracle:

04:52 AM The local tavern owner suddenly proclaimed ‘Free beer on behalf of the “BYOB” guild!’ Looks like my guild is getting great recognition in this town.

Guess what, my Lord?

06:44 AM As I lay dying, the Ice Borg whispered into my ear, “Where is your great god now?”

Thank you for resurrecting me!

06:56 AM The best thing about being me is that any form of reincarnation will be an upgrade. Thanks, Luminous One!

Day 265 (8 months 25 days):

Godville influence:

04:29 AM Godville was suddenly overrun by a plague of angry moles. Grabbing shovels, my guildmates and I beat them away and eventually managed to drive them back underground. The townsfolk are safe again, for now, and are indebted to “BYOB: Bane of moles!”

Godville influence #2:

04:36 AM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. Omnipotent One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity to declare it a sacred symbol of the “BYOB” guild.

My Lord and Savior was banned today from voting on Ideabox suggestions. First his suggestions can’t get in game even when they are voted in, now he can’t even vote. What is the sense of voting anyway? When very few of the voted in suggestions never make it in game. It is just a useless game option!

61 yes 37 no
1 dupe
1 in ER
rejected
find out what would happen if the bars closed for one day.
/10/15/17 03:47PM, Quest/ The bar is the hero’s/heroines daily addiction.

46 yes 43 no
1 dupe
rejected
find the neighborhood of make believe
/01/17/18 01:46PM, Quest/ self explanatory..

Day 266 (8 months 26 days):

Los Demonos influence:

10:07 AM Every member of “BYOB” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Los Demonos are mildly bemused, but our guild has clearly increased in stature here today.

Day 268 (8 months 28 days):

Trollbridge Miracle:

01:31 AM I felt the divine energy in me and with a deft gesture turned a bun into a thousand loaves of bread. The well-fed citizens of Trollbridge prostrated themselves praising the Omnipotent One.

Monsterdam Miracle:

04:42 AM An Unlimited Editor suddenly fell from the sky right onto my weapon, dropped a dimensional destabilizer into my pocket, and thanked me with its last breath. If only all monsters were like this guy!

Day 270 (9 months):

Beerburgh Miracle:

03:24 AM Helped the citizens of Beerburgh recycle the thousands of pink-feather-boa-clad, guild-leader statues that mysteriously showed up.

Day 271 (9 months 1 day):

Sven magically leveled up to Level 22!!

07:39 PM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Sven started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?

Godvillewood Miracle:

05:28 AM Voices erupted in the Godvillewood town square. When I went over, I saw the fountain flowing with beer and a pile of mugs with “BYOB” written on the side.

Day 273 (9 months 3 days):

El Herado Miracle:

01:41 PM A freak gust of wind blew my guild promotion flyers out of my hands. Amazingly, a sudden vortex then dispersed the flyers, sending one into the letterbox of every household in El Herado! Truly, “BYOB” will blow all other guilds away in this town.

Day 274 (9 month 4 days):

Godville Miracle:

03:31 AM Crop circles have appeared in the fields around Godville and bear a striking resemblance to the crest of “BYOB”! I hope the damage doesn’t affect beer production, my Lord.

Day 275 (9 months 5 days):

Herolympus Miracle:

11:53 PM Every member of “BYOB” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Herolympus are mildly bemused.

Day 276 (9 months 6 days):

Monstro City Miracle:

10:55 AM BYOB’s members organized a temporary petting zoo in the main square. The people loved it and no one was accidentally mauled.

Godville Miracle:

03:43 AM The aptly fired lightning bolt hit a transformer vault. Godville has not seen such a bright evening for a long time and will surely remember it for even longer!

Deville Miracle:

05:41 AM Helped the citizens of Deville recycle the thousands of pink-feather-boa-clad, guild-leader statues that mysteriously showed up. My guild is going to gain more influence here.

Day 277 (9 months 7 days):

Trollbridge influence:

03:54 PM The flagpole bearing the “BYOB” flag grew dramatically in height, channeling a storm of thunderbolts, destined for the townsfolk, safely into the ground. The grateful inhabitants of Trollbridge will never forget the day they avoided their gods’ wrath.

Trollbridge Miracle:

03:54 PM Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “BYOB”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Almighty?

Day 278 (9 months 8 days):

Monstro City Miracle:

01:07 PM There are marching bands, floats and large balloons along the streets of Monstro City. Better get my guild uniform and go march with my guild comrades: it’s a parade of “BYOB”!

Guess what??

02:32 PM I was just about to defeat that Evil Monkey when I swallowed a fly. I had to swallow a spider to catch the fly and one thing led to another and now I’m dead, of course.

Thank you, Lord!!:

02:33 PM Good news, Soul Supreme! I stopped drinking for a while! But then you resurrected me.

El Herado Miracle:

02:37 PM Just saw a public opinion poll which showed that the citizens of El Herado feel BYOB is the least annoying guild of all.

Day 279 (9 months 9 days):

Godville Miracle:

03:38 AM With one careless gesture and the name of the Almighty I healed all the beggars and fools begging in front of the temple. I can still hear the curses and complaints that now they have to work for a living on my way back.

Day 280 (9 months 10 days):

Quirkytown Miracle:

04:00 PM The whole population of Quirkytown woke up with “I love BYOB” tattoos on their upper arms, and they couldn’t be happier with them!

Day 281 (9 months 11 days):

Yay! Level 47!!!

10:13 AM Hooray! I’ve reached level 47!

Tradeburg Miracle:

03:40 AM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Tradeburg. Omnipotent One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity to declare it a sacred symbol of the “BYOB” guild.

Day 283 (9 months 13 days):

Godville Miracle:

02:46 AM Voices erupted in the Godville town square. When I went over, I saw the fountain flowing with beer and a pile of mugs with “BYOB” written on the side.

Day 284 (9 months 14 days):

Sven!!, Knocked out again!?

07:22 AM Just as the Cracked Kraken was about to finish me off, Sven gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal dust bunny, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

I got my beloved Sven back!

05:54 PM A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Sven, instantly bringing my beloved dust bunny back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 8989 coins anyway. Oh Sven, how I’ve missed you!

Day 285 (9 months 15 days):

Guess what?

10:26 AM Thought I could take the Teraducktyl. Turned out I was wrong… dead wrong.

Thank you my Lord!

11:50 AM I’ve been reborn! I’ve noticed that my thoughts are shockingly lucid, and my speech is uncommonly coherent! This is unpleasant. Where’s the nearest tavern?

Quirkytown Miracle:

11:53 AM The aptly fired lightning bolt hit a transformer vault. Quirkytown has not seen such a bright evening for a long time and will surely remember it for even longer!

Day 287 (9 months 17 days):

Bosswell Miracle:

09:42 AM A freak gust of wind blew my guild promotion flyers out of my hands. Amazingly, a sudden vortex then dispersed the flyers, sending one into the letterbox of every household in Bosswell! Truly, “BYOB” will blow all other guilds away in this town.

Day 288 (9 months 18 days):

Level 23, Sven? Congrats!!

11:23 AM Either Sven has suddenly gotten bigger or I’m shrinking. Regardless, I’m going to have to start showing him a little more respect.

Los Adminos Miracle:

12:29 PM As I entered the town square, a flash mob appeared and sang a rousing rendition of the “BYOB” theme song, along with elaborate choreography, then faded away into the cheering crowd.

Egopolis Miracle:

06:24 AM There are marching bands, floats and large balloons along the streets of Egopolis. Better get my guild uniform and go march with my guild comrades: it’s a parade of “BYOB”!

Day 291 (9 months 21 days):

Trollbridge Miracle:

06:29 AM The whole population of Trollbridge woke up with “I love BYOB” tattoos on their upper arms, and they couldn’t be happier with them!

Day 293 (9 months 23 days):

Los Demonos Miracle:

12:51 AM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Los Demonos. Great One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity to declare it a sacred symbol of the “BYOB” guild.

Day 294 (9 months 24 days):

Guess What?

04:33 AM Thought I could take the Biological Nightmare. Turned out I was wrong… dead wrong.

Thank you, Lord!

06:42 AM Almighty, thank you so much for resurrecting me. If I should ever die again though, would you mind doing that before the maggots find me?

Bosswell Miracle:

06:44 AM The “BYOB” theme song blasted from the heavens over the main square as the farmer’s market was showered with confetti in our guild colors. Real subtle publicity there, Great One.

Day 296 (9 months 26 days):

Healiopolis Miracle:

02:57 AM As I entered the town square, a flash mob appeared and sang a rousing rendition of the “BYOB” theme song, along with elaborate choreography, then faded away into the cheering crowd.

Day 297 (9 months 27 days):

Bumchester influence:

02:20 PM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Bumchester. My Lord, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity to declare it a sacred symbol of the “BYOB” guild.

I am now Level 48, hear me ROAR!!

02:31 AM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 48!

Godville Miracle:

02:51 AM The flow of divine energy in my body drove me to deliver a fiery sermon in the town’s square. Too bad the firefighters didn’t arrive in time.

Day 299 (9 months 29 days):

Bosswell Miracle:

02:47 AM Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “BYOB”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Great One?

Day 300 (10 months):

Godville Miracle:

03:54 AM Every member of “BYOB” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Godville are mildly bemused.

Day 304 (10 months 4 days):

Tradeburg Miracle:

05:16 AM BYOB’s members organized a temporary petting zoo in the main square. The people loved it and no one was accidentally mauled.

Day 305 (10 months 5 days):

Godville Miracle:

03:42 AM Suddenly felt extremely drowsy and fell asleep. Woke up to find my equipment patched up and a note at my feet that read, “Fixed by Emergency Dwarf Squad, as per the orders of this heroine’s god.” This is so bizarre!

Godville Miracle:

05:35 AM Incredibly, the front page of every newspaper in town turned into an advertisement for “BYOB”.

Day 306 (10 months 6 days):

Dead again? WTF!?!?

05:41 PM Et tu, Lost Action Hero? Then fall, Fribee!

Thank you!

01:11 AM Waking up and smelling the coffee. Thank you, Great One!

Last Resort Miracle:

1:15 AM Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “BYOB”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Omnipotent One?

Day 307 (10 months 7 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

01:06 AM A terrible Panic Attacker known for terrorizing the neighborhood and abducting peasant women was pulled out of his hole by the divine power and turned into a stone statue. Peasant women are praising the Almighty and singing and dancing in rings.

Day 308 (10 months 8 days):

Sven! Level 24, and tenacious now?

07:13 AM Some say it’s the reason heroes drink, and that it once swallowed a hero whole just to prove it wasn’t poisonous. All I know is that it’s called Sven, and it just leveled up.

Godville Miracle:

08:44 AM Just saw a public opinion poll which showed that the citizens of Godville feel BYOB is the least annoying guild of all.

Last Resort Miracle:

02:04 PM Donated sunglasses to the residents of Last Resort in an attempt to solve the recent eyestrain epidemic caused by a spate of luminous haloes. My guild will gain influence here.

Day 310 (10 months 10 days):

Died!! Again!?!

11:06 AM I was mortified at the thought of being defeated by a Green Intern. Literally.

Thanks again!

05:12 PM I’m ALIVE! It’s a miracle!

Day 311 (10 months 11 days):

Simpletown Miracle:

12:07 AM The sunlight flared a brilliant white, and by the time the city-dwellers had blinked away the spots, one of their community revitalization murals had changed to depict me and my guildmates. Surely the people of Simpletown will feel blessed that such beauty graces their dilapidated walls!

Day 315 (10 months 15 days):

Dead again..

08:29 PM As the Ideaboxer was about to deliver me unto death, I asked him in a ragged voice, “Why?” He looked at me with greatest contempt and asked, “Remember that chain letter you didn’t forward?” Darn it!

Day 316 (10 months 16 days):

Thank you!

09:37 AM I’m alive again, and I’m just as beautiful as I remember! Thank you, Luminous One, for giving the lucky people of Monsterdam such a wonderful gift!

Monsterdam Miracle:

09:43 AM As I entered the town square, a flash mob appeared and sang a rousing rendition of the “BYOB” theme song, along with elaborate choreography, then faded away into the cheering crowd.

Level 49? Wow!! I am getting old quick!

03:42 PM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I’m now level 49!

Day 319 (10 months 19 days):

Guess What? Dead again!

12:23 AM I guess I should have checked to see what was on the other side of the door before I accepted the Spanish Inquisitor’s offered escape route. Eh, die and learn.

Thank you!

03:06 AM Woke up during my own funeral. Received 461 gold coins from the funeral director for increasing his business as some attendees were shocked to death.

Godville Miracle:

03:09 AM Shouted, “I am Fribee, member of the “BYOB” guild. This drought is over!” just as rain started to pour from the sky. Yep, the townsfolk won’t forget this anytime soon.

Day 320 (10 months 20 days):

Last Resort Miracle:

02:28 AM Voices erupted in the Last Resort town square. When I went over, I saw the fountain flowing with beer and a pile of mugs with “BYOB” written on the side. Everyone likes us now!

Day 322 (10 months 22 days):

Monsterdam Double Miracle:

12:15 AM The local tavern owner suddenly proclaimed ‘Free beer on behalf of the “BYOB” guild!’ Looks like my guild is getting great recognition in this town.
12:15 AM BYOB’s members organized a temporary petting zoo in the main square. The people loved it and no one was accidentally mauled.

Day 324 (10 months 24 days):

Bumchester Miracle:

09:28 AM Every member of “BYOB” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Bumchester are mildly bemused.

Egopolis Miracle:

04:34 AM The radiance of a thousand suns lit up the sky above Egopolis… The townsfolk fell to their knees and begged for mercy, Great One.

Day 326 (10 months 26 days):

Sven!!!! No!!!!

08:14 AM The Cyber Punk raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Sven suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Sven was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

Godville influence:

01:20 AM I was trying to spread the word at Godville’s main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “BYOB” guild for a long time.

Godville Miracle:

01:20 AM Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Exalted One!

Day 327 (10 months 27 days):

El Herado Miracle:

02:46 AM The flow of divine energy in my body drove me to deliver a fiery sermon in the town’s square. Too bad the firefighters didn’t arrive in time.

Day 328 (10 months 28 days):

Dead again!

12:20 PM Shouting “Victory or Death!” I heroically charged the Epic Flailer… Next time I’ll choose my words more carefully.

Thanks!!

12:28 PM I’m alive again, and I’m just as beautiful as I remember! Thank you, Exalted One, for giving the lucky people of El Herado such a wonderful gift!

Goodbye SVEN!!

08:14 PM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Sven, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?

Day 329 (10 months 29 days):

Day 330 (11 months):

Day 331 (11 months 1 day):

Day 332 (11 months 2 days):

UNDER CONSTRUCTION – PLEASE EXCUSE MY DUST!