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Scer

level 66

GRRRRRMeow

Age 7 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 135 thousand
Death Count 99
Wins / Losses 48 / 51
Temple Completed at 06/16/2013
Wood for Ark 40.3%
Savings 2M, 32k (6.8%)
Pet Heffalump Nibbler

Equipment

Weapon cutting-edge weapon +72
Shield electronic countermeasures +76
Head iron mask +76
Body loincloth of revelation +76
Arms palm oil +75
Legs spiked-wheel roller blades +75
Talisman croaking device +75

Skills

  • powerful sneeze level 43
  • save-load level 42
  • brainstorm level 39
  • quantum fireball level 33
  • winged swing level 27
  • dove of peace level 26
  • Cheshire smile level 26
  • rickrolling level 25
  • forced generosity level 23
  • sober view level 22

Pantheons

Might13863
Templehood7451
Gladiatorship14525

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

01:41: Saw a cat run by me with someone’s tongue in its mouth. I wonder what that means…

Quest #324 Become the 129th member of the guild “Band of Rejects” (10%)

Quest #525 Prove that for every quest there is an equal and opposite request (11%)

Quest #530 Find the itch that you can’t scratch (56%)

http://godvillegame.com/duels/log/ww5e9

Boss Duel Scer (won) vs Terminator T-34 (lose)

Fight Journal (step 30) 20:27 The Terminator T-34 was used up for gold and experience! Heading to town to heal and guzzle the loot. 20:27 Scer ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Terminator T-34 almost fell to his knees. 20:27 A voice came from somewhere above, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:26 Terminator T-34 handed his foe a jar of pickles, complaining it was too hard to open. Scer’s thumb was sprained, resulting in minor damage. 20:26 A booming voice from above said, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:26 Scer began tickling his opponent. Terminator T-34 pleaded for mercy. 20:26 A voice from the clouds suddenly said, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:26 Scer called his opponent a monster. Terminator T-34 took offense and slammed him in the ear with his paw. 20:25 Scer used his “toe-bite” skill to maximum efficiency. Terminator T-34 flew through the air and landed on his head. 20:25 Hungry Terminator T-34 hits Scer violently in the chest, trying to find out whether he has any spare ribs. 20:25 Something in the clouds roared, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:24 Scer tore into Terminator T-34 like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage. 20:24 Terminator T-34 clobbered his opponent on the head. Scer failed to protect himself properly. 20:24 A voice came from somewhere above, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:24 Scer ran around his opponent several times, giving him a severe headache. 20:23 Scer called his opponent a monster. Terminator T-34 took offense and slammed him in the ear with his paw. 20:23 Scer used his “quantum fireball” skill to maximum efficiency. Terminator T-34 flew through the air and landed on his head. 20:23 Scer grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his goddess closes his wounds before Terminator T-34’s eyes. 20:22 Scer was knocked off his feet with the help of an uppercut from Terminator T-34. 20:22 Something in the clouds roared, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:22 Scer observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Putrescer is on the watch! 20:22 The fighters took a break to shoot the breeze. Unfortunately for Terminator T-34, the breeze ducked while Scer was shooting and he took the brunt of the attack. 20:22 A voice came from somewhere above, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:22 Scer got punched so hard he saw dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat. 20:21 Scer gave Terminator T-34 a strong jolt, causing him to grit his teeth in agony. 20:21 Terminator T-34 attempted to miss Scer but failed, causing him some damage. 20:20 Scer used his “mass effect” skill to maximum efficiency. Terminator T-34 flew through the air and landed on his head. 20:20 Terminator T-34 told Scer to close his eyes and he’d get a surprise. Scer agreed and got a punch in the face. 20:20 A voice came from somewhere above, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:20 Scer kicked with vigor, but Terminator T-34 managed to somewhat deflect the strike. 20:19 Terminator T-34 relied too much on spellcheck and ‘fainted’ when he meant to ‘feint’, taking some damage as his head hit the ground. 20:19 A voice came from somewhere above, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:19 A unicorn pranced into the battlefield and gently touched Scer with its horn, instantly healing his wounds. A beautiful blessing from Putrescer! 20:19 Scer slapped his opponent upside the head. Terminator T-34 was slightly injured. 20:19 A booming voice from above said, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:18 Terminator T-34 bit Scer’s arm and hung on for dear life. 20:18 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:18 A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Scer. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the hero and heals his wounds. Putrescer is feeling tranquil today. 20:18 Scer told the funniest joke in the world. Terminator T-34 cracked a rib laughing. 20:17 Terminator T-34 cunningly conked the opponent, who dodged in return and had a last bite before returning to his starting position. 20:17 Something in the clouds roared, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:17 Scer slashed. Looks like Terminator T-34 has a new scar to add to his collection. 20:17 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:17 Terminator T-34 jabbed Scer in the funny bone. Scer didn’t laugh. 20:16 Terminator T-34 dared Scer to attack and try his best. Scer dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion. 20:16 A voice came from somewhere above, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:16 Scer dared Terminator T-34 to attack and try his best. Terminator T-34 dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion. 20:16 Something in the clouds roared, ‘heal kill.’ The boss shouts down the voice with its loud battle cry. 20:15 Scer laid lifeless on the ground. As Terminator T-34 approached, he suddenly sprang up and attacked. The “playing possum” strategy worked! 20:15 Scer zigged when he should have zagged, consequently failing to dodge Terminator T-34’s blow. 20:15 The nasty Deafening Terminator T-34 roars menacingly and rushes at the hero!