Sir Jackson Baldo the 2nd, ( He wanted to be Jackson Baldo the first but his father had already claimed that title).
Major Accomplishments
TEMPLE COMPLETION 10/7/12 PoppaLov Temple and Resort opened to rave Godville reviews. Room Amenities include;Full HD entertainment package including 76 inch LED TV, XBOX 360&PS3 gaming systems, Sony 7.1 theatre surround sound system, 24hr full room service, complimentary robes and slippers, fully stocked bar, facility Amenities also include; 24 hr Concierge service, 24hr massage therapy, full gym, wavepool, and many many more wonderful guest comforts. ………………………………………………….. Guilds and Ranks achieved
(Day 1 thru 50) C.L.I.T COMMANDERS ~Rank: [Chief] Master.
(Day 51 thru present day) Zombie Hunters ~current Rank: [Prophet] . {Highly skilled Zombitch exterminator} ………………………………………………….. Accreditations and Degrees
Jackson Aced all his Advanced C.L.I.T Commanders exams;
(Little Captain in the boat) prerequisite class for Religious Experience {Gold Star Advanced}
(Melted Ice Cream cone) {Platinum Star Advanced Master)
(Religious Experience (causing one to see God) {Platinum Star Advanced Master}
Zombie Hunters exams;
Baldo also Aced these with ease! Receiving full 5 Star Platinum marks in all classes, which includes the following ; (Gun training, sword, knife, club {golf and wooden spike baseball bat}, explosives, chainsaw, flamethrower, hand to hand combat,Longbow/Crossbow, evasive maneuvers, and vehicular manslaughter.) …………………………………………………..
And So The Story Begins: Jackson slowly grew tired of the C.L.I.T Commanders no sense of true direction other than constant partying and scores of beauties. (which was awesome, yet very tiring). The guild members were great and the top level Platinum Mastered Training will serve him very well the rest of his life ( the guild was Xtremly fun and helped make Baldo a very confident man for years to come). Jackson felt deep down inside that his life should achieve a higher calling and purpose to please his Wonderful God PoppaLov, and to set out to build his Lord a beautiful Golden Temple.
So Jackson decided to head out on his own to find new fun and exciting adventures. With 236 pieces of Gold, some wrapped up boneless BBQ Wings, grape bubble gum, Sunflower seeds and a toothbrush he hit the open road (actually he did, falling face first coming outta the Storms Abrewin pub in Last Chance.)
One afternoon after an all night pub crawl Baldo woke up under a table in a pub called the Drunken Toad. After brushing the peanut husks out of his beard and finding his left boot he quietly left out the back way (just in case there was any chance he was responsible for the busted tables and chairs stacked in the corner) . Once back on the open road Jackson decided to head back to Godville to sell a few items like “the Ex Wife Nutcracker” that he had acquired during a game of Texas Holdem in the Drunken Toad. After much haggling with the crooked merchant Baldo decided to quite the loud rumble in his stomach, by grabbing a double cheese pizza and a few cold brews at a quiet out of the way watering hole in East Godville called The Mystical Rooster.
Destiny Awaits … Once inside he came upon a group unlike any other he had ever seen, they were all intimidating warriors mind you, but also the most wonderful Motley collection of people. There were Stunningly Beautiful Ladys in colorful Armor, Sophisticated Aristocrats , Laidback Dudes and Dudettes , Scary Brutes, Evil War Lords, Hilarious Bards, Lunatics, powerful warriors, a few passed out drunks and a Illuminated man wearing a stethoscope and carrying a small black bag full of sharp wicked looking instruments and lollipops. Baldo knew he had found his new home.
Zombie Hunters, guild position 12th, Rank~ [Prophet] {Highly skilled Zombitch exterminator} and guild taste tester for Docs World famous lollipops.
His life’s purpose became clear after he found and socialized (ate several pizzas and drank gallons of Beer) with the highly respected Zombie Hunters guild in the pub that night. Jackson went to the ZH Guildhall the following afternoon (too hungover to get up early) quickly joining up with them. Baldo now enjoys the loyal friendships and security of his awesome guild family . As for his new job? What’s not to love about smashing, slashing, bashing, crushing and just about any bad thing you could do to the walking dead. When ask if he is happy with his new found family Baldo replied “Life is a Grape Slush”.