All hail the Great Heroine Delinara! With the help of her glorious god she has performed countless acts of bravery(1) and many untold quests(2) for the sake of Honour, Goodness, and Fame(3).
Let us recount some of her better known Deeds:
With her two-handled chopper in hand and a towel-swathed head she did set forth to Prepare for the unexpected. Having vanquished countless monsters, from Zeit Geist to Couch Commando, she rode into Godville a victor.
It was not easy, and required much questing, fighting, and drinking, but Delinara persevered in her quest to Find a Burning Bush and Talk to It. Armed for an oceanic adventure in her life vest and floaties, she set out. After a long and arduous struggle she did, at last, succeed.
At first it seemed that her quest to Band the wing of a random fallen beast would be too much for her to handle. The journey took her on a long and twisted path through jungle and swamp. Nevertheless, her Chainsaw of dismemberment proved to be too mighty for the many beasts she felled, and she proved herself a true heroine.
She was accompanied in her quests by her loyal firefox Tigger for many moons, until the fateful day of their parting. Although they no longer are together, Delinara shall remember her faithful pet with much fondness.
(1) and not a few acts of cowardice.
(2) Seriously, they’re untold… I forgot what they were.
(3) and Gold. We’re all about the Benjamins ova heah.