Day 1
As of the year 2010, in the month of November, a hero, Derr was born. Crafted lovingly by the hands of his God, Poki, he sprang to life ready to win glory for his creator.
Day 2
After hours of travelling through brush, marsh, and water, Derr finally reached a grassy plain abundant in wildlife and butterflies. A few feet away lay the towering city of Godville, where all the might gods resided. He could hear the laughter of the gods (quite a musical sound) and smell the ambrosia in the air. Derr decided that this area was the perfect spot to build a temple in honor of the god who had brought him into existence, Poki.
Day 3
Realizing that temples require gold bricks, and that gold bricks require money, Derr decided to take up the job of Hero. Allocating a few stat points into Str and Vit, he trundled into the black depths of a forest.
Diary #1: It is cold. 07:23 The Brainstorm Trooper yelled, ‘Whatever it was, I didn’t do it!’ and vaporized into thin air, leaving a magic 69 ball on the ground.
Wonderful. A magic 69 ball. As I stared into the glossy black depths of the magic 69 ball, I noticed a flicker of motion. Excited, I stared deeper into its depths. That was when I realized what that flicker of motion was. I barely had enough time to force a prayer out of my mouth before I was slapped into a tree.
07:19 Shultin ran out of the bushes shouting “Derr, I’m coming!” then crashed into a tree, knocking himself unconscious. As usual, I have to do everything myself.
The arrival of Shultin distracted the monster long enough for me to regain my senses. I made quick work of the monster. Another 60 coins in my pocket. I am closer than ever to building your temple, Almighty One.