I once lived in the land of Minecraftia, my parents were soon murdered in cold blood by the evil Steve. A man by the name of Notch soon showed me ways to harness the power he gave me. I discovered that Steve became angered when his monuments to my parents and fellow mobs destruction was obliterated. With knowledge of this I hurled myself at his walls and sacrificed myself to allow my mob brethren inside. As peace washed over me seeing Steve killed a new voice arose, the voice of Pluto69. He told me of the monsters just like Steve that inhabit this realm, he told me of the cities full of good ale and women, he told me that if I cleansed this land through fire I may yet meet my parents again. Here I was reborn as a simple hero, in the distance I can still here my parents voice hissing out their last words. I fight not for honor and glory, I fight for what I believe I my parents would have wanted.
Hero
Creepers Child 庙舟
level 89
THATSSSS A NICE HOUSSSSE
| Age | 12 years 8 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 341 thousand |
| Death Count | 185 |
| Wins / Losses | 51 / 55 |
| Temple Completed at | 01/29/2013 |
| Ark Completed at | 08/30/2015 (184.1%) |
| Twos of Every Kind | 317m, 280f (28.0%) | Savings | 9M, 481k (31.6%) |
| Pet | Hyper lynx Chewy 24th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | blade of infinite dullness | +99 |
| Shield | bank vault door | +99 |
| Head | hive mind | +99 |
| Body | Tesla chainmail | +98 |
| Arms | overclocked wristwatch | +99 |
| Legs | dragonscale stockings | +99 |
| Talisman | smell of success | +98 |
Skills
- palm of the Panda level 95
- self-cloning level 79
- cobweb gulp level 77
- swoop of the smith level 73
- rail-bending level 71
- sober view level 70
- tin throat level 69
- golden vein level 66
- Cheshire smile level 65
- electrostatic discharge level 50
Pantheons
| Might | 8865 |
| Templehood | 5370 |
| Gladiatorship | 14710 |
Achievements
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Animalist, 2nd rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Moneybag, 3rd rank
- Savior, 3rd rank