05/16/17
My journey begins. Wandering into nothingness.
--“You have one purpose. Bring glory to my name.”
How about my name?
--“There is a special package that includes your name.”
I’ll take it.
--(Lightning strikes like a disco lights.)
05/17/17
Practicing various monster mating calls…
--“That is for?”
Uhmmm, monster hunting? Like how hunters hunt duck using duck sounds.
09:38 AM Almighty, when I said I wanted a ‘high-five’, I meant the normal hand slap. Not the ‘huge palm that crushed me flat from the sky-five’.
06:12 PM Hoping for extra loot, I revived the dead Zombie Snail with CPR and then killed it again. Instead, I had to settle for the pint of no return I got the first time.
05/18/17
06:54 AM Tried to strike an epic, badass pose to instill fear in my enemy. The Alter Eagle laughed so hard that it choked and died. Oh well, at least I found a brick of fool’s gold under its corpse!
01:42 PM Angrily broke the hammer of realignment because it annoyed me. Feeling evil.
--“Wow, you became pure evil.”
It’s temporary, I still want to feel the warmth of your lightning strikes Almighty.
--(Punished him softly.)
05/20/17
Lacking direction…
10:25 PM A giant rock fell from the sky and crushed two birds. Feeling whimsical are we, Almighty?
--“Nah, I don’t like the way they Tweet.”
Traveling to the Overworld…
05/21/17
Wandering with determination…
--“Determination? With what?”
Bringing feelings of dread to the innocent and peaceful villagers…
--“That’s my boy!”
10:18 AM This morning I had the breakfast of champions! I just hope they don’t find out who ate it.
--“I had the breakfast of gods.”
Uhmm, you wanna trade Almighty?
10:39 AM I take life with a grain of salt… a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
--“Now let’s trade.”
No.
03:55 PM Ha! I just saw an adventurer walk into a tree while he was writing in his dia—
--“HAHAHA!”
What are you laughing at, huh? You put that tree didn’t you?
--(AFK)
Don’t ignore me! I’m talking to you!
The hero is making his guardian angel facepalm yet again…
05/22/17
08:53 PM I feel that I ought to start a movement. Heading off to collect the signatures in support of the new guild — ‘First Order’!
--Yes, give me MORE slaves!"
Actually my lord, it’s a “guild”, not a slave market.
--“Oh, then why not create a slave market? Whipping whips is a stress reliever.”
So that’s why you keep PUNISHING me!
--09:08 PM Felt a great disturbance in my wallet, as if thousands of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Turns out it was just my gold, melting into a brick.
And you just punished me by turning my beer money into a gold brick.
05/23/17
News from the 233rd milestone
Searching for the right path without the help of a guide…
--“You wander so far my champion.”
Wandering aimlessly, waiting for monsters to respawn…
05/24/17
06:04 AM Finally arrived at Deville. Might want to buy myself a souvenir here.
--“Milestone 500th huh?”
Yeah, going far as I go where you can’t follow me.
--“Try me.”
Crawling back to town, pitifully gasping for water…
--“Who’s dumb enough to travel far without water?”
Me.
--“You.”
08:44 PM A stranger told me that I believed in a false god. Great One, I hope you like human sacrifices…
--“Oh yes I do.”
It is done.
05/25/17
“I can’t write today, I am at the gods’ tavern at the moment.”
I feel you Almighty.
“Toast?”
Toast and a three cheers for you.
05/28/17
11:21 PM Giant branding irons fell upon the Jaw Broker, crushing and burning it. When the smoke settled, the monster had “LOL” branded all over its body. You have a cruel sense of humor, Almighty.
--“Now that is funny.”
05/29/17
09:08 PM Jumped through a portal… and reappeared right behind it. Didn’t travel very far, but I lived to tell the tale.
ARENA LOG
05/20/17
01:04 PM C-137RICK has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others!
--“Well done my Champion, winning our first duel”
10:23 PM Notes from the arena: Wabo The Great is unconscious. Dread Wanderer successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 573 coins and a golden brick. As it was promised, the loser gets a great consolation prize – three gold bricks.
--“Well, that sucks. More like the loser is the winner.”
Yes Almighty, but I can’t bare to live if I lose to that weakling.
--“Just steal those golden bricks, you’re taking too long build me a Temple.”
Aye!
05/22/17
08:53 AM This time, Mood Swings was too strong. That’s ok, I’ll have my revenge next time.
--“Our first defeat.”
Sorry my lord.
--“It’s okay, scars of defeat will make you strong. At least we still got three gold bricks.”
05/27/17
05:07 PM Dread Wanderer begs for mercy. Loganomanomano definitely fulfilled his goddess’ expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 793 coins.
--“You lost again.”
11:51 PM Spruces is on his knees. Dread Wanderer salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 410 gold coins and a golden brick.
--“You won because I helped you.”
You just recently knew you can punish me in battle!
05/28/17
08:43 AM Dread Wanderer raised his weapon to the heavens and charged into battle! Unfortunately, the weapon acted as a conductor and he received a lightning bolt meant for Prince LaCroix.
08:44 AM Dread Wanderer is on his knees. Prince LaCroix salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 571 gold coins and a golden brick.
What is wrong with you Omnipotent One? Why keep punishing me in the middle of a fight?
--“Who keeps asking for more power?”
Power. Not a lightning bolt!
08:32 PM Dread Wanderer surrenders. The Brave Z definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 27 coins.
SPARRING LOG
05/26/17
09:53 PM Notes from the sparring fight: Dread Wanderer gets experience points for today’s win, while Ol Sputnik thanks his partner for a lesson.
--“A fight with your lil’ bro huh?”
Well, he called it.
BOSS LOG
05/20/17
02:07 AM The Wherewolf was too tough for me, so I bribed it with 1385 coins and ran away. What a pity that I won’t be able to complete this mini-quest.