Hero

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Beersalot

level 78

Searching for cold beer

Age 12 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 221 thousand
Death Count 111
Wins / Losses 64 / 53
Temple Completed at 10/27/2012
Wood for Ark 71.4%
Savings 5M, 725k (19.1%)
Pet Lightsaber-toothed tiger Scratchy

Equipment

Weapon bartenderizer +89
Shield shock absorber +87
Head tunnel vision +86
Body fan-mail +88
Arms goldfingers +88
Legs greaves of wrath +89
Talisman peace pipe +91

Skills

  • brainstorm level 75
  • cobweb gulp level 70
  • drunken rampage level 68
  • disarming smile level 64
  • thumb beating level 59
  • beer belly level 57
  • forced generosity level 52
  • cry of horror level 48
  • mating contact level 44
  • rickrolling level 28

Pantheons

Might13731
Templehood3124
Gladiatorship9092

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I Beersalot was born in the quaint village of CheersBar. I am the son of Budweiser and Beerwench. My parents are in the beer business. They provide beer to people in many lands. Growing up our home was always filled with love, laughter, music and beer. When I was 10 some evil monsters tried to destroy my family’s beer empire. It was then I decided I wanted to be a hero when I grew up. At eighteen I left home and started my life long quest to search for cold beer and to keep Godville and the World safe from evil monsters who want to destroy our beer supplies. It is a difficult job but someone has to do it.