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Vimes

level 78

All hail Discordia!

Age 13 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 207 thousand
Death Count 82
Wins / Losses 30 / 41
Temple Completed at 08/23/2011
Wood for Ark 7.8%
Savings 2M, 666k (8.9%)
Pet Alpha centaur Olwyn

Equipment

Weapon molecular disruptor +86
Shield shock absorber +87
Head tunnel vision +89
Body fan-mail +87
Arms trigger fingers +87
Legs inflammable hot pants +86
Talisman golden calf +85

Skills

  • Navel clamp level 73
  • Sunstroke level 72
  • poisoned kiss level 63
  • Street magic level 61
  • Rail-bending level 52
  • Self-propelled feet level 31
  • Sticky fingers level 29
  • Tooth sampling level 28
  • Selfish interest level 28
  • Oral art level 27

Pantheons

Gratitude565
Might13973
Templehood79

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Boldly going where only idiots bother to go!

Spawned near the viscous soup of the Ank-Morpork river, Vimes led the city Watch until the night Cohan the Barbarian ended up drunk, disorderly, and rambling incoherantly behind the grotty bars.

On this fateful night, Vimes heard a great deal about the life of a Hero. Spurred on by stories of death, glory, honour and lots of nubile women, Vimes shed his duty to the city and spirited away in the dead of night to join the lonely path of the Hero with nothing but a statue of his goddess, a barrel of rum, and two clean changes of underwear…