I love my God!
The best diary entries of Morxan. Not sure why I’m using third person.
Day 32- 17:40: The pain in my kidneys has suddenly vanished. Thank you, my Lord. Now I don’t have to quit drinking!
- 21:29: Asked a healer if he could stitch me up. He had a look at me and said that he wasn’t good at jigsaw puzzles, but he’d try anyway.
- 22:37: Note to self: never accept apples from wandering archers.
- 09:21: I need some good, strong alcohol to clean these wounds… preferably from the inside out. To town!
- 19:20: Great One, is it just me or does every single hero I meet worship a different false god?
- 20:24: My wounds are healing way too fast, the sunlight hurts my eyes… Am I becoming a vampire?
- 20:09: Decided to make a retreat. This bright idea blinded the Higgs Bison and gave me a lucky chance to escape.
- 21:37: A stranger came close to me and whispered: ‘Never talk to strangers.’
- 08:04: Rescued a rabbit. Had a nice dinner.
- 16:30: The healer told me that if I keep suffering strong blows, my vital organs may be damaged. Luckily, the last one struck my head.
- 21:27: Breathed in. Breathed out. Running out of comments to write in my diary…
- 18:12: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Exalted One, just ignore this entry.
- 17:38: A ray of healing light shone on me from the sky. It’s nice to have a personal god…
- 21:33: Saw an arrow and wondered why it was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- 19:50: Good news! The doctor just found traces of blood in my alcohol system.
- 17:40: Saw a dead person being buried. Wondered why no one buried me when I died.
- 22:05: Mighty One, now that you resurrected me… am I a zombie? By the way, thanks for an indifference engine!
- 15:43: I’m blaming that last fight on the lag. Otherwise I would totally have had that Ninja Pirate.